B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 28, 2020

Mark Twain said “Golf is a good walk spoiled.”

Hoo Boy.

The “Golfers” aren’t going to be “happy” with today’s Strip.

golf spelled backward is “flog”, which is what they do to the ground while trying to golf!

Some simple thoughts come to the fore…

In ancient days, men beat the ground with sticks and swore oaths. Today we call it golf.

FORE!

Simple is as simple does.

I think, after sex and bodily functions, there are more jokes about golf than anything else.

Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down Will you recognize me? Call my name or walk on by Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down, down

What’s “funny” is who gets the greater enjoyment out of the activity. :-)

Hey, if you have a couple of hours to kill and your not quite dead yet, golf is a great time waster until you are.

Someone asked me if I wanted to go play golf. I asked was it air conditioned ?

OH, MAN! Talk about lack of self-awareness. . .This one’s a keeper!

Just have to have the ball’s for it.

I’m sure the dog is thinking the same about them.

Well, the duffers do keep score, while the TV audience dozes.

When I’m asked if I play golf, I say I’m waiting for my first heart attack.

“That’s different.”

Simple minds think alike.

And now Wolfie will retrieve their golf balls.

To be fair, there’s a lot more involved in moving a golf ball around a golf course than just picking it up and throwing it.

Each hole is a bit different from the next.