That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 19, 2020

This one is for the guys with the armpit fetish.

After drinking a little too much, Nina makes herself comfortable in the hotel lobby.

“Do the dance sensation that’s sweepin’ the nation, let’s PIT!”

“Shift my what? Oh, my bad, I thought you said ‘sniff my pit’.”

This is the companion piece for Feb 17.

Women shaved back then? Good for them.

venetsianov specialized in painting peasants in traditional garb, or, in this case, ungarbed, with a bowl…

“And perhaps a nip here and a tuck there….”

No it is not telangiectasia! The oil paint on my portrait is cracking!

“Oh, Dionysus, you’re so full of…stories. Sure…of course I want to hear another one. Of course. How do you make me feel? Ecstatic… I’m….ecstatic. Could you fill my cup first, please? Please! And leave the flagon here!”

Could you explain to me again why I have to pose with my arm over my head?

Women shaved their pits way back in 1832?

Doctor: “Ok, let’s start with a breast examination. Oh good you have your urine sample”

You know, when I’m drunk, you don’t look so bad.

Yeah, I know, it looks cool, huh? You want to see where else I shaved, you naughty little boy?

“Yes, Mr. Weinstein, I would do anything to be in your next movie!”

Early ad showing Russian women what they could look like if they used a Nair® instead of braiding.

“In the south there’s a difference between ‘naked’ and ‘nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have any clothes on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to somethin’.” Lewis Grizzard.

You’ve struck a ridiculous pose/and I’ve seen better breasts than those/ and that pit kinda stinks/ but I’ve had a few drinks/ so let’s just talk, and see where it goes…

Well, she ain’t no babushka!

A loaf of bread, a cup of wine and thou…..um, forget the bread!

The designer of the Emperors new clothes.

The Ministry of Goods issued a statement promising clothes for all comrades by the end of this year!

You want me to do what? Mr Trump?

“Okay, do they look even now?”

Bacchante or Bather with a Bowl: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Alexey_Venetsianov_18.jpeg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. First Other versions has strip coloration.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/venetsianov_alexey.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=8868 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/alexey-venetsianov 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Alexei_Gavrilovich_Venetsianov/11135434/Alexei_Gavrilovich_Venetsianov.aspx 

http://www.artcyclopedia.ru/venecianov_aleksej_gavrilovich.htm 

https://urokidelai.ru/p/venecianov/ 

http://www.all-art.org/neoclasscism/romantic_era9.html 

https://vsdn.ru/museum/catalogue/category70429.htm 

http://artpoisk.info/artist/venecianov_aleksey_gavrilovich_1780/ 

http://www.rusartist.org/alexei-gavrilovich-venetsianov-1780-1847 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary, and askart.com can be read for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2387 (February 18, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

No, really, this is my first one. Why do you ask?

One cup fits all.

beaitrist just SHAVED HER PITS AND ANOINTED THEM WITH FINE OIL FROM CUP. but of course she forgot to dress for her date. uuum! oily pits, no clothes, what more could you ask for!

Beatrice was soon disappointed to learn that she didn’t make the cut to do the Y … M … C … A