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âIf you feel nervous in an unfamiliar neighborhood, go with the crowd.â Smart Locher, real smart. Here in Downtown Reality everyone immediately thought of this scene:
Iâll keep that Crimestopperâs Textbook in mind the next time Iâm in San Franciscoâs Tenderloin district.
Meanwhile, yesterday the âtwo-wayâ was resting on the back of one of Tracyâs two left hands. Today heâs somehow managed to put it around the wrist of his other left hand, which is no longer holding his gun.
Panel #1: It is crazy, Testicle Chin. And youâre an idiot.
Panel #2: That storm was a couple of weeks ago, Junior. No wonder Horn Hair looks pissed off. Come back next Halloween and wear a different costume.
Panel #3: Horn Hair, youâre the bubblebrain who sent him on this mission, without bothering to check the weather forecast.
Panel #4: And thus ends the Silence of the Blands.
Panel #5: So thatâs what Morbid looks like without his mask. And the âtwo wayâ is now so full of life that it jumped up and hugged Thickâs wrist out of sheer exuberance. No, wait, it jumped out of fear! Thick, you turned your back on Morbid! Look out!
Panel #6: Never mind, Thick. Morbid is too stupid to kill you when he can. But he is right about you being out of your mind.
Panel #7: Wouldnât it be funny if the âold farm buildingâ isnât the granary, and Testicle Chin spends next week mumbling about it? Iâm sure that would amuse Locher.
Sure, go with the crowd⌠they are the toughs that made you nervous in the first place!
Samâs back in his Pacer and has happened upon the granery! A miracle, especially in the storm of the century!
Tracy turned his back on the viscious Dr. Mordred⌠but Mordred continues to talk. Would this not be a good chance to grab DT and wrestle the gun away from him?
Now that communications are back, I guess the AWACS is another dead-end plotline. Sorry for the bother, Air Force guys, happy landings in the Storm of the Century. Except, hey, what happened to the rain in the last panel?
Locher now has two weeks to end this mess. So: the building collapses and Mordred dies. âIronically,â someone tells Thick, âthe judge just announced he planned to release Mordred, so thanks to your bungling Mordred paid for his crimes anyway.â âIronically, Mordred killed his victims by having them drown in collapsing old buildings.â
So, tomorrow, will Morbid still have his mask on? If heâs still standing behind Thick, will he attack him? Not counting Grimeslobbers, Locher has fifty panels left in which to wrap up this arc. Thatâs barely enough to have Thick trip over his feet while Mordred dies by an unforeseen and ironic accident.
The Ballad of Naperville Sam, Panel 1
(Apologies to Stephen Foster.)
This may be crazy,
But I have to find Tracy,
Doo Dah, Doo Da,
Canât be lazy,
When the weatherâs so hazy,
Oh, Doo Dah Day.
Gwine to drive all night,
Gwine to drive all day,
Tracyâs dyinâ in the granary,
Oh me, oh my, oy vey.
âYou may be right,
I may be crazy,
But it just may be a lunatic in a gimp mask that Iâm looking for.
Dickâs not too bright,
But Iâll try to save him.
You may be wrong for all I know,
But Iâm really, really white.â
Hey, Thatâs no Pacer after all. Itâs a â92 Deus âXâ Machina. (The âXâ stands for âvalue.â)
The issue here that I refuse to swallow is that Thick has his back turned on a serial killer who has been telling him out loud for months now that heâs gonna kill the âsmart detectiveâ. Has thick forgotten that the guy has a pretty nice length of chain ( âsapâ, as the thugs in Chicago-land call it) to knock him unconscious?
So itâs not the storm of the century. That cop remembers another one.
The rain has stopped and the water has gone away in a matter of minutes. At least we wonât be seeing that stormy granary shot again.
Locher has this habit of dragging things on for weeks, then wrapping them up in a matter of days with most questions left unanswered. I think weâll see another ridiculous, off the wall wrap up and thatâll be it.
How can a comic which prints twice a week move so much faster than a comic which prints every day? âThe Legend of Billâ practically hits light speed compared to this strip.
ok⌠here is some possibles to fill the gaping holes in the story line..
the storm is a hurricane.. and they are in the eye.
the tide all rushed out due to the approaching tsunami.
tomorrow it will be raining again.
tomorrow the building will be up to the rafters..
I guess Thick has his back turned to Mordred because they âbondedâ in an emotional moment. He trusts Mordred. And people wonder why we call him Thick.
It looks like the new street corner lake has dried up. Do we still have the cop on the other side holding the stop sign? Do the Naperville police have two different colored uniforms? We have one in blue and one in brown. Maybe one is for winter and the other is for summer, just like the service.
The Ballad of Dick Tracy
Come listen to a story about a once famous dick
What heâs become now will make you really sick
Used to be he was brave and really cool
Now heâs just a blundering fool
(Idiot that is, real old, twit with a capital T)
It now seems his reputation is beyond repair
And the artist / writer doesnât even care
This strip is truly pathetic as we can see
Itâs turned into an insult to you and to me
(intelligence wise that is, playing us as fools, lowering the bars )
At last itâs time to say goodbye to Locher and all his friends
What heâs done should be considered a multitude of sins
You more than welcome back to this locality
For a heaping doze of new Tracy originality
(Joe Stanton, and Mike Curtis to whom we should bow
Real nice team, Take over March 14th, be here)
Great little ditties Ray C and JCFremont
Thanks all for your comments on 02-24-11
Hot dawg! Wndrwrthgâs poetry today deserves a big olâ Hoot ânâ Holler cheer! Once March 14th gets here, I know Iâll be more than happy to âcâmon back now, yâhear?â â every day!
I think morrow is right and Morbid will try to sap Thick with the chain. I hope itâs a good alloy or that poor, much-abused chain will feel the pain. Although itâs just as likely that swinging the chain will cause the building to collapse, dropping Morbid into the raging waters which vanished at Testicle Chimpâs approach. (Iâm still betting on an accidental hanging, which would suit Locherâs taste for gruesome deaths.)
Locher has only two more shots left at Slimedroppersâ Wreckbook. Will he find anything dumber than todayâs entry? Although today he did draw those three people in season-appropriate clothing. What with his snow-free Storm of the Century, it was beginning to look like Locher didnât get the concept of winter.
Or, Thick and Testicle Chimp talk to one another directly over their wrist gizmos. But Locher would go for the convoluted way, if he remembers the AWACS plane.
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
âIf you feel nervous in an unfamiliar neighborhood, go with the crowd.â Smart Locher, real smart. Here in Downtown Reality everyone immediately thought of this scene:
http://tinyurl.com/67kf974
OldTracy about 14 years ago
âIf you feel nervous in an unfamiliar neighborhood, go with the crowdâ? Isnât the crowd why you feel nervous?
FLIGHT SUIT about 14 years ago
Iâll keep that Crimestopperâs Textbook in mind the next time Iâm in San Franciscoâs Tenderloin district.
Meanwhile, yesterday the âtwo-wayâ was resting on the back of one of Tracyâs two left hands. Today heâs somehow managed to put it around the wrist of his other left hand, which is no longer holding his gun.
OldTracy about 14 years ago
So Mordred looks the same without his mask as with it and Sam was able to drive through the flood that submerged Spacyâs car.
Brewster Rockit is more believeable and a lot funnier.
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Panel #1: It is crazy, Testicle Chin. And youâre an idiot.
Panel #2: That storm was a couple of weeks ago, Junior. No wonder Horn Hair looks pissed off. Come back next Halloween and wear a different costume.
Panel #3: Horn Hair, youâre the bubblebrain who sent him on this mission, without bothering to check the weather forecast.
Panel #4: And thus ends the Silence of the Blands.
Panel #5: So thatâs what Morbid looks like without his mask. And the âtwo wayâ is now so full of life that it jumped up and hugged Thickâs wrist out of sheer exuberance. No, wait, it jumped out of fear! Thick, you turned your back on Morbid! Look out!
Panel #6: Never mind, Thick. Morbid is too stupid to kill you when he can. But he is right about you being out of your mind.
Panel #7: Wouldnât it be funny if the âold farm buildingâ isnât the granary, and Testicle Chin spends next week mumbling about it? Iâm sure that would amuse Locher.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠about 14 years ago
Sure, go with the crowd⌠they are the toughs that made you nervous in the first place!
Samâs back in his Pacer and has happened upon the granery! A miracle, especially in the storm of the century!
Tracy turned his back on the viscious Dr. Mordred⌠but Mordred continues to talk. Would this not be a good chance to grab DT and wrestle the gun away from him?
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Now that communications are back, I guess the AWACS is another dead-end plotline. Sorry for the bother, Air Force guys, happy landings in the Storm of the Century. Except, hey, what happened to the rain in the last panel?
Locher now has two weeks to end this mess. So: the building collapses and Mordred dies. âIronically,â someone tells Thick, âthe judge just announced he planned to release Mordred, so thanks to your bungling Mordred paid for his crimes anyway.â âIronically, Mordred killed his victims by having them drown in collapsing old buildings.â
margueritem about 14 years ago
This is wonderful! Skipped two weeks, and nothing happened!
Dr. Midnight about 14 years ago
Thatâs not just any old farm building! Thatâs a GRANARY!
woodworker318 about 14 years ago
Where has all the water gone if Sam can see an old building ready to collapse in the dark?
Dr. Midnight about 14 years ago
As predicted, Sam just drives up to a building thatâs supposed to be submerged to the second floor. Nice continuity.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠about 14 years ago
Dr.Midnight said, âAs predicted, Sam just drives up to a building thatâs supposed to be submerged to the second floor. Nice continuity.â
Did Sam need to do a âpower approachâ (or whatever itâs called)? Notice that Sam isnât aware that the communications are back up and running!
OzzieJohn about 14 years ago
Despite all that, how does Sam know it is ABOUT to collapse? Ah, I just realised - Sam is crazy. Look how heâs biting the steering wheel in panel 1.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 14 years ago
Cheer up, folks, itâll be March 14 before you know it! :D
LudwigVonDrake about 14 years ago
Sam made good time. Might have something to do with the fact the rain has stopped for a day.
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
So, tomorrow, will Morbid still have his mask on? If heâs still standing behind Thick, will he attack him? Not counting Grimeslobbers, Locher has fifty panels left in which to wrap up this arc. Thatâs barely enough to have Thick trip over his feet while Mordred dies by an unforeseen and ironic accident.
Ray_C about 14 years ago
The Ballad of Naperville Sam, Panel 1 (Apologies to Stephen Foster.)
This may be crazy, But I have to find Tracy, Doo Dah, Doo Da, Canât be lazy, When the weatherâs so hazy, Oh, Doo Dah Day. Gwine to drive all night, Gwine to drive all day, Tracyâs dyinâ in the granary, Oh me, oh my, oy vey.
veldy about 14 years ago
Samâs been listening to âAgricultural Engineering for Dummiesâ
puddleglum1066 about 14 years ago
Yes, little boy, go with the crowd. It might take you to a homeless guy passing out $100,000 bills!
JCFremont about 14 years ago
âYou may be right, I may be crazy, But it just may be a lunatic in a gimp mask that Iâm looking for. Dickâs not too bright, But Iâll try to save him. You may be wrong for all I know, But Iâm really, really white.â
Hey, Thatâs no Pacer after all. Itâs a â92 Deus âXâ Machina. (The âXâ stands for âvalue.â)
Morrow Cummings about 14 years ago
The issue here that I refuse to swallow is that Thick has his back turned on a serial killer who has been telling him out loud for months now that heâs gonna kill the âsmart detectiveâ. Has thick forgotten that the guy has a pretty nice length of chain ( âsapâ, as the thugs in Chicago-land call it) to knock him unconscious?
Thick deserves to get âsappedâ
Araldite about 14 years ago
So itâs not the storm of the century. That cop remembers another one.
The rain has stopped and the water has gone away in a matter of minutes. At least we wonât be seeing that stormy granary shot again.
Locher has this habit of dragging things on for weeks, then wrapping them up in a matter of days with most questions left unanswered. I think weâll see another ridiculous, off the wall wrap up and thatâll be it.
mjmsprt40 about 14 years ago
How can a comic which prints twice a week move so much faster than a comic which prints every day? âThe Legend of Billâ practically hits light speed compared to this strip.
jkebxjunke about 14 years ago
ok⌠here is some possibles to fill the gaping holes in the story line..
the storm is a hurricane.. and they are in the eye. the tide all rushed out due to the approaching tsunami. tomorrow it will be raining again. tomorrow the building will be up to the rafters..Dirk_Gently about 14 years ago
So Mordred now isnât going to take off the mask. Thatâs a shame. I was looking forward to my first glimpse of Darth Tracy.
sitzpinkler about 14 years ago
do you ever get that dĂŠjĂ vu feeling when reading duck spacey..or is it just me?
Morrow Cummings about 14 years ago
I guess Thick has his back turned to Mordred because they âbondedâ in an emotional moment. He trusts Mordred. And people wonder why we call him Thick.
Dirk_Gently about 14 years ago
Hey sitzpinkler, Didnât you just say that?
prrdh about 14 years ago
When youâre nervous, your mouth gets dry, so go with the crowd, and join the line for the Kool-Aid. Itâll really hit the spot!
BTW, Mordreck has taken off the mask. Thatâs his real face in Panels 5 and 6.
JCFremont about 14 years ago
Tonight on Itâs The MindâŚ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2eUopy9sd8
woodworker318 about 14 years ago
It looks like the new street corner lake has dried up. Do we still have the cop on the other side holding the stop sign? Do the Naperville police have two different colored uniforms? We have one in blue and one in brown. Maybe one is for winter and the other is for summer, just like the service.
wndrwrthg about 14 years ago
The Ballad of Dick Tracy Come listen to a story about a once famous dick What heâs become now will make you really sick Used to be he was brave and really cool Now heâs just a blundering fool (Idiot that is, real old, twit with a capital T) It now seems his reputation is beyond repair And the artist / writer doesnât even care This strip is truly pathetic as we can see Itâs turned into an insult to you and to me (intelligence wise that is, playing us as fools, lowering the bars ) At last itâs time to say goodbye to Locher and all his friends What heâs done should be considered a multitude of sins You more than welcome back to this locality For a heaping doze of new Tracy originality (Joe Stanton, and Mike Curtis to whom we should bow Real nice team, Take over March 14th, be here)
Great little ditties Ray C and JCFremont Thanks all for your comments on 02-24-11
veldy about 14 years ago
That kid in Snotbusters must have stole a hat from one of those âhomelessâ undercover people in the last arc
CretinCat about 14 years ago
âthe building will collapse first.â before what? before weâre back in business? before tracy falls asleep?
Maxine_Viller about 14 years ago
Hot dawg! Wndrwrthgâs poetry today deserves a big olâ Hoot ânâ Holler cheer! Once March 14th gets here, I know Iâll be more than happy to âcâmon back now, yâhear?â â every day!
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
I think morrow is right and Morbid will try to sap Thick with the chain. I hope itâs a good alloy or that poor, much-abused chain will feel the pain. Although itâs just as likely that swinging the chain will cause the building to collapse, dropping Morbid into the raging waters which vanished at Testicle Chimpâs approach. (Iâm still betting on an accidental hanging, which would suit Locherâs taste for gruesome deaths.)
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Locher has only two more shots left at Slimedroppersâ Wreckbook. Will he find anything dumber than todayâs entry? Although today he did draw those three people in season-appropriate clothing. What with his snow-free Storm of the Century, it was beginning to look like Locher didnât get the concept of winter.
trekkermint about 14 years ago
this is all that happens next week
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Or, Thick and Testicle Chimp talk to one another directly over their wrist gizmos. But Locher would go for the convoluted way, if he remembers the AWACS plane.
Groundzero7 about 14 years ago
Go with the crowd?? I didnât get that one. What if youâre in a crowd of maniacs? Just go with them..right?
thejensens about 14 years ago
The rain has stopped communications are up.
But the water doesnât just disappear right away. It will take a while to drain off.
So how can Sam be driving by the granary?
At HQ plus Tracy are saying their commications are up.
But no one is trying to call out.
I bet, the building will collapse. Mfordred will die. We will never see his face under the mask
woodworker318 about 14 years ago
rabbitrose How do you know what happens next week?
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Groundzero7, youâve just described the social dynamics of this group! This can only mean that Locher agrees with us! HA HA HA HO HO HA!
marvee about 14 years ago
âGo with the crowd?â Join a gang? Great advice for teenagers! Way to go!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 14 years ago
Bravo WW and the rest of our tunesters here! :D