Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2020

And they will probably be in positions of power.

be this guy: once again, you beat me in making the coolest comment ever!

… and all of the bad folks will be extremely lactose intolerant and will gas each other during their wine and cheese meetings.

UNfortunately, some of that cheese will be the heads of the folks in charge.

And beer! (I hope)

In Italy we say : “La madre dei cretini è sempre incinta” which means : Moron’s mother is always pregnant .

Hope for the future: To heck with universal healthcare, how about toilet paper for all?

The Ents may have a problem with that!!

i have great faith in cheeses…

Unfortunately every good person will also pass on.

Again a Moody Blues Moment … We decide which is right which is an illusion … Croc Power !

Cheese, Gromit, don’t forget about the cheese!

…will pass on their knowledge to even worse persons.

“Blessed are the cheesmakers” as in Life of Brian

I like Pig’s aspiration. It’s gouda.

PIG is in a perpetual state of stupid!

Heck with TP, I have lots of cheese stored.

Sometimes they get elected president.

I give up.

That’s just like idiots. The more you idiot proof things, they supply better idiots.

My hope for the future is that this COVID-19 panic will pass before the end of the month.

How odd when two comics have the same punch line. Garfield’s was also about cheese.

My hope for the future right now is that the Coronavirus epidemic goes away real, real soon!

That seems to happen any time they take out a terrorist leader.

Sorry I’m late, everybody. Was working at the grocery store until closing time and did some of the clean up after closing. Clocked out at 2345 and zonked out until 0030. At least it wasn’t as mayem-like as Saturday and Friday.

‘Tis always ’bout cheese, isn’t it, Pig?

I love how Pig always has an ink stain on his forehead. BTW, did he ever get back together with Pigita?

Censor guy doesn’t like bleu humor.

Stupidity is eternal. And, God made us in His own image. Worried?

We Wisconsin-Germanites say a collective “WHEW!”

As long as there’s cheese.

There will always be cheese. But some idiot will move it.

Snacks and desserts are forever! We hope.

If we punish them severely on the way out, eventually the message will get across that kind of behavior isn’t acceptable any longer.

Rat, the eternal optimist.

…and donuts?

Viva le fromage!

A propos de rien, that’s what Dr. Sivana used to call Captain Marvel in the old comic books, “The Big Red Cheese!”

Better stock up on cheese, Pig (yes, hoard)! Evil is loose in the world and can’t be boxed in again….

“every bad person currently doing bad things will pass on”…not sure I understand that expression correctly. Is Pig wishing for some kind of “Judgement Day”?

But after too much cheese, no one will pass anything.