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I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK I sleep all night and I work all day He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowersHe puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars I’m a lumberjack and I’m OKI sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra? He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK He sleeps all night and he works all day He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK Sleeps all night and he works all day
Maxwell had a friendly little smile, but when she turned her back on him…Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head. Ruined her whole day.
Silver medal winner of the “Holding The Most Difficult Pose For Duration Of Painting” contest -—- I heard that the gold medal went to a group of Chinese acrobats.
It’s “Der Holzfäller“. Lumberjack or woodcutter? when I think of a lumberjack, I think of a worker in the timber industry who cuts down trees and brings them in to be processed into commercial building material. I think of a woodcutter as somebody who goes out and brings in wood for use as fuel, selling it locally to households. Given the size of this guy’s axe and that he’s carrying a wedge for splitting logs, I’m thinking more lumberjack.
(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2402 (March 10, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
He was known as especially good/ at his job – which was butchering wood./ He was given to quips/ such as “I’m in the chips !”/ But he wasn’t, as all understood..
Hello. Thanks for inviting me to the party. I left my teeth at home like you asked. Now what was all the “hammerin’” and “nailin’” that you were talking about?. It’s just us that have showed up so far?
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK I sleep all night and I work all day He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowersHe puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars I’m a lumberjack and I’m OKI sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra? He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK He sleeps all night and he works all day He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK Sleeps all night and he works all day
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ready for a night’s work of vampire hunting.
Strob almost 5 years ago
“I’ve been working on the railroad, all the live-long day and now IT’S HAMMER TIME FOR YOU!”
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
Maxwell had a friendly little smile, but when she turned her back on him…Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head. Ruined her whole day.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
With the Coronavirus and all, the Grim Reaper has been busy. So he’s interviewing for an assistant.
pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Darth Maul.
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
“Got any nuts ya want cracked?”
orinoco womble almost 5 years ago
Looks startlingly like my grandmother.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
ol’ holzfäller looks like he’s been whacked upside the head by one too many branches…
MS72 almost 5 years ago
The “Song of Deborah” (Judg. 5:24-26) :
Extolled above women be Jael,
Extolled above women in the tent.
He asked for water, she gave him milk;
She brought him cream in a lordly dish.
She stretched forth her hand to the nail,
Her right hand to the workman’s hammer,
And she smote Sisera; she crushed his head,
She crashed through and transfixed his temples.
jbrobo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“I’ll show you how to get a square peg into a round hole. “
DATo almost 5 years ago
Silver medal winner of the “Holding The Most Difficult Pose For Duration Of Painting” contest -—- I heard that the gold medal went to a group of Chinese acrobats.
paddy almost 5 years ago
I’ve never heard of the paper towel guy?
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
“Dr. Cohen, I’m here for the circumcision”
rmremail almost 5 years ago
It’s a female Dwarf (No wonder those seven guys decided to share Snow White instead)
Weakstream almost 5 years ago
Rail spliter
jel354 almost 5 years ago
The hipster before he decided to grow a beard.
lagoulou almost 5 years ago
The stuff of which nightmares are made!
Helen Ferrieux almost 5 years ago
Hi – I’m your new Nanny. I “never” have problems with my charges.
J Short almost 5 years ago
No, no, no. You’re holding the spike this time.
rugeirn almost 5 years ago
It’s “Der Holzfäller“. Lumberjack or woodcutter? when I think of a lumberjack, I think of a worker in the timber industry who cuts down trees and brings them in to be processed into commercial building material. I think of a woodcutter as somebody who goes out and brings in wood for use as fuel, selling it locally to households. Given the size of this guy’s axe and that he’s carrying a wedge for splitting logs, I’m thinking more lumberjack.
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
“Well, there was this song I used to like about if I had a hammer. Somehow I thought it would be more fulfilling. . . .”
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT almost 5 years ago
Who ?
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
Napoleon’s cousin?
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Orsen Bean’s first job was as a log-splitter in Vermont. He lasted only long enough to have this picture taken.
Another Take almost 5 years ago
“Somebody here have a problem with constipation?”
WCraft almost 5 years ago
I don’t dare leave a comment here – because I couldn’t match all the witty and wonderful comments thus far! Kudos, readers! I bow to you all!
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Lumberjack:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Eduard_Ritter,_Der_Holzf%C3%A4ller.jpg
(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=6666
https://www.gieseundschweiger.at/de/artist/4093
https://www.deutsche-biographie.de/sfz76656.html
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2402 (March 10, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Mrs. Ludlum took an axe
And gave the artist 40 whacks for drawing her that way.
b.j.hammond almost 5 years ago
Bob Newhart decided to steal the “Lumberjack Skit” from Monty Python.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Food packaging gets harder and harder to deal with.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
He was known as especially good/ at his job – which was butchering wood./ He was given to quips/ such as “I’m in the chips !”/ But he wasn’t, as all understood..
anomaly almost 5 years ago
“Hurry up and finish painting, Ritter. I’ve gotta split.”
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Great moments in phallic . . . . nevermind. :)
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well, what did you think Kris Kringle did during the off months?
prrdh almost 5 years ago
“Who is it who gets the wedgie?”
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
Mike Hammer – before Mickey Spillane made him famous.
PossumPete almost 5 years ago
Looks like Mitch the B!tch without his glasses. Hopefully turtles are immune from Corona.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hilda paused a few minutes on her way to work to have her picture taken.
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
In her later years, Lizzie Borden developed something of a Napoleon complex.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Based on a joke I heard long ago …
Hello. Thanks for inviting me to the party. I left my teeth at home like you asked. Now what was all the “hammerin’” and “nailin’” that you were talking about?. It’s just us that have showed up so far?