Herman by Jim Unger for March 27, 2020

Maybe he’s trying to tell you he did

That’s the best you could find?

He was prompting your lines, so you could skip the cue cards

He’s just trying to save you from years of marriage!

“Reverend? Is it too late to make a change in attendants?”

If I’m the best man, why is she marrying you?

Once a man says “I do,” he’s done.

As she peers over his shoulder…..hoping he won’t reveal what happened at the "Bitch"lorett party last night……..

He should say, “I did.”

“Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn’t, they’d be married, too.”-H. L. Mencken

…And the bride agrees.

He means…I would! ;o]

The preacher asked her, she said “I do”,The preacher asked me, she said “He do too”

Hinting for seconds..

He might just be the best man

Maybe she already knows that.

OK…now it comes out.

The bride thinks he is the best man, and he did.

He’s a better man than you, he’s the best!