Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 02, 2020

ATTENTION VOTERS!!!!!! IF YOU VOTED EARLY YESTERDAY, YOU NEED TO REVOTE!

Voting for the final region in round 1, The Gil Thorp Coaching Region, named for the last of the four missing Milford icons, is open until Thursday night.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/ZR6K8VV

You can see the full tournament, updated with current results, here: https://gttourney2.wordpress.com/

IF YOU VOTED EARLIER THAN ABOUT 11AM EDT, YOU NEED TO REVOTE! The original survey was turned off and discarded due to a team being duplicated from an earlier round, and one team being left out from the tournament.

If you’re not sure if you voted before or after the correction, go to the link above. If it tells you you already voted, then you’re okay. Right now we only have votes from 10 people and we had more than that when I turned it off yesterday.

Well what a shock. Of all the exciting possibilities for what was in the container, this was the lamest. Our foolish hope for a cool story goes on.

P1, If you’re on time your late, and late is unacceptable!

P2, And here I thought he was coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs.

P3, Maybe out of the dog’s bowl would be better.

I wonder if this could be a story like the one that’s been told about Redskins HOF guard Russ Grimm, hungover from the night before, puking up an intact hot dog he had the night before, picking it up off the ground, and eating it again during training camp saying he couldn’t get through practice on an empty stomach.

Mayor Puff Daddy has a sippy cup that would make Marty Moon envious.

In all reality , Look Mayor everyone knows Wheaties is the BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIÒÑS ,smarten up !

Don’t talk back to His Worship or you’ll end up driving a car full of cement off the docks.

Great idea Mr. Mayor. I just tried it with a little oatmeal and a lot of Jameson. I’m not using a baby bottle (stolen from your infant sister) either.

We’re missing the big picture here. Milford has jumped ahead in time. They’ve got Thermos cups!

P 2.5: “…wow!…you’re pretty clever, Mayor…”

Oh, a story about a high school athlete with a drinking problem. Riveting.

I’m starting a recall petition to remove the mayor.

Man that kid is chugging that stuff like there’s no tomorrow. And speaking of tomorrow, you don’t have to wait until tomorrow to read a new edition of Mopped Up Thorp. Cause it’s online right now!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Breakfast of Champions.

What’s with the evil look in P2? The way he’s chugging it, it looks like there’s a secret ingredient added to the cereal.

So is this guy really the mayor?

Boy is this story developing slooowly. I assume that this opening is going to last at least thru Sat.

If this was in Chicago, he would be Da Mayor.

We’ve had 22 people vote so far for this region’s game, if you haven’t yet, please do so. Some exciting matchups – 3 of the games are currently tied!

So, I’m sure we’ll find out within the next 25 strips, but why is Mike nicknamed, “The Mayor”? And it’s not because he’s really the Mayor of Milford. My guess is it’s because he mayor maynot be a typical ridiculous Milford jock.

I shudder to think he is glad handing everyone. But not in a Barry Bader kind of way.