Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 24, 2020

intergalactic pit stop… of course

You’re in luck! Coincidentally we happen to have a leader named “John” right now.

Lio clearly multilingual.

If you’re going to do interstellar flight with no rest stops, at least take a mobile home saucer.

Fortunately Lio understands Qwardian idioms or he might have led the alien to a religious site. The direct translation is “I seek the Porcelain God.a”

It appears that aliens are not as advanced or prepared, as one would come to expect….

In space no one can hear you flush!

Take me to your potty!

Should have thought of that before you left the mothership.

Hope the little green guy brought his own toilet paper.

hopefully, the alien is potty trained!

Bet the roll inside has been taken or used up A LONG TIME AGO

Lost in translation as usual. The alien wants to PARTY

His saucer looks like a combination of a colander and a wok.

I’m glad that at least Lio can understand him.

Where are his parents?!

that’s appropriate take me to your leader take me to your potty same thing

So that’s all the martians wanted in Mars Attacks. If we only knew.

Wonder if it’s #1 or #2. Or the dreaded #3.

Loo, loo, find me a loo, Loo, loo, find me a loo

Loo, loo, find me a loo, find me a loo my earthling…

Good thing Lio is good at translating. It could have been “Take me to your head… of government.” He could stand next to Forrest Gump who really needs to pee.

For all these years, we’ve gotten it wrong. It wasn’t our leader they were looking for. It was a reliever they needed.

Don’t forget to wash your hands.

It was a long flight in a small saucer with no potty of its own, so, yeah. Thanks, Lio. You’re a real pal to visiting Aliens!