NOBODY can fix off key singers. Though I’ve had some very minor success by inviting them to come to the Karaoke bar instead…
Change the whine into warble?
Who’s getting married?
Thou shalt not karaoke, should be the 11th commandment.
When it comes to singing there are two words that describe me: restraining order.
Maybe he could call Dad and ask him to move up the singers date.
Is that Mary Magdalene talking to Jesus? Obviously a woman…. (no beard)
Smite his vocal chords.
Jeeesus, if he can raise the dead, surely fixing tone deafness oughta be a snap.
The lesser-known Miracle of the Autotune.
His cup runneth over….shut up!
It’s that guy from the Wedding Crashers movie, Dwight Yoakam.
Singing “What if God was One of Us”?
Jesus just wants our worship, off key or not. However, if they’re singing ‘The Final Countdown’ offkey, smite them!
Looks like somebody has been watching the first season of The Chosen.
No, but maybe some more wine will help.
And push the mulled wine! We’re stuck with it! :>)
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
NOBODY can fix off key singers. Though I’ve had some very minor success by inviting them to come to the Karaoke bar instead…
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
Change the whine into warble?
pcolli almost 5 years ago
Who’s getting married?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Thou shalt not karaoke, should be the 11th commandment.
dflak almost 5 years ago
When it comes to singing there are two words that describe me: restraining order.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Maybe he could call Dad and ask him to move up the singers date.
dlkrueger33 almost 5 years ago
Is that Mary Magdalene talking to Jesus? Obviously a woman…. (no beard)
e.groves almost 5 years ago
Smite his vocal chords.
Pickled Pete almost 5 years ago
Jeeesus, if he can raise the dead, surely fixing tone deafness oughta be a snap.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The lesser-known Miracle of the Autotune.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
His cup runneth over….shut up!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
It’s that guy from the Wedding Crashers movie, Dwight Yoakam.
Havel almost 5 years ago
Singing “What if God was One of Us”?
Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Jesus just wants our worship, off key or not. However, if they’re singing ‘The Final Countdown’ offkey, smite them!
xSigoff Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Looks like somebody has been watching the first season of The Chosen.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
No, but maybe some more wine will help.
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And push the mulled wine! We’re stuck with it! :>)