Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 18, 2020

Just don’t squeeze.

I am sure she’s had some experience.

Don’t be jealous of your girl friend there. That guy is a real grifter who wants to give her the shaft!

Usually not this size.

her mind’s always in the gutter…

At least she isn’t going for a split.

Speaking of ball-handling… I once saw a guy in a bowling alley boast that he could bowl two balls at once, one in each hand. He did it, but they both went in the gutters. He then admitted that he only claimed he could do it, not that he was any good at it.

Sauron is watching.

He certainly looks like a handful.

She’ll probably roll him then split.

She’s just trying to strike up a conversation. And after they go out a couple of times she’s hoping to get pinned. What she doesn’t know is that after he scores he’ll split.

I don’t even want to think about how she got it out of the bag.

I wonder why there are “thought dots” coming from the bowling ball? What is it thinking?

Those balls have a mind of their own at times…..sometimes you get a strike and other times you strike out!

She’s a real super tease; she’ll take you from blue to purple.

Look at him – pretending he does…

Let’s share the joke that got Harry Caray taken off the air temporarily. As usually described:

In the 3rd inning the camera showed a man and a woman in the stands kissing. In the 5th inning the camera showed them again. In the 7th and 8th inning it showed them kissing again. So finally, in the 9th inning after the camera showed the two of them kissing again, Caray says over live TV,

“Folks, I think I figured it out. He kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls!”

Walter Morris

Here’s the link to the original art, and also the complete comic book Love Diary #33: https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=70108

Now honey, put your fingers here and your thumb here..ahhh

She doesn’t need to learn about handling balls. It’s all instinctual.

Ummm…!

Don’t worry Ms. Red-Scarf. Your turn to teach Li’l Ms Blondie is coming up next.

She was declared a National Treasure by the Society of Pornographic Jugglers…

Should have made the Ball Blue!