That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 17, 2020

Performing at the coronation — the Blue Lion Group!

Bill and Sandra liked to dress up and binge watch GOT.

Too bad about those lions.

♫”He’s King Midas with a curse

“He’s King Midas in reverse”♫

And he’s manspreading.

Harry and Meghan gave up the titles, but they refused to give up the threads.

It’s good to be King!

No one ever mentions it when you cut the cheese!

The queen is wondering, how come he gets to wear a cape and knickers?

Imperial Margarine ads for the New Millenium.

publicity still from king christian viii’s famous ‘spanx are for guys, too’ ad…

With adjoining TARDISes, the royal couple could time out any time they wished or retreat into the gorgeous suites within..

“ If he pokes me one more time with that thing, I’m going to break it off.”

“Is this how it will be when someone invents toilets?”

“I think this magic wand needs tweaking. I turns everything to blue stone”

Social Distancing for royals.

“Of course you know Meagan, these Canucks are going to go bonkers once they’ve realized we’ve set up shop here in Vancouver. This Canadian King & Queen gig is going to be a real cash cow!”

Jim and Barb pose on the thrones for a photo, nervous that they are going to get caught in the act by the real king and queen.

The real use of a scepter; keeping the cats off the furniture.

He was known as the “King of Buffoons”/ for his billowing pantaloons/ At the royal coronation/ they bulged with inflation../ were those pants – or a pair of balloons ?

“Could be worse,” Queen Caroline thought with a sly smile. “He could be using it on himself as a sex toy. No one in the court wants to see that again.”

Another great moment in phallic substitute portraits.

King brandishing the Queen’s dildo.

Bill liked to dress in the same uniform as his favorite football team – the New York Royals. The team folded after only two games, the result of head injuries from inadequate helmets and costly fines and suspensions for illegal use of scepters.

“A glass of wine? No, thanks, I still have to reign all afternoon.”

Currently known as a social-distancing safe stick.

Queen Caroline, Bah, Bah, Bah….

Queen: “Honestly, dear, everyone thinks the scepter is overcompensation, but they’re happy you got rid of the two orbs.”

Due to King Lionel’s severe allergy to dog dander and Queen Lucretia’s hatred of cats, the Royal Pets were marble and brass.

The upside was, they didn’t have to be walked, or have their litter boxes changed.

Christian VIII (1786-1848) and Queen Caroline Amalie (1796-1881) in Coronation Robes: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Christian_VIII_og_Caroline_Amalie_i_salvingsdragt.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this huge painting. File history has strip coloration.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/court_joseph-desire.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1449 

https://vads.ac.uk/large.php?uid=89997&sos=0 

https://www.wilnitsky.com/scripts/redgallery1.dll/details?No=38397 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/c/court/biograph.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2012/09/15?comments=visible 

has the prior, which GoComics has since changed the strip to what it later shows 12/15/15 for some odd reason (I’ve added a reply pointing to what the strip was on 9/15/12), and while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 19 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2406 (March 16, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Don’t tell me it was the dog. I know it was you.

The king before dipping his royal vestments in the green dye for St. Patrick’s Day.

king peter really wanted to wear the queen’s dress this time. she lets him have it when he is a good boy, but not in royal court.

In honor of the day:

Up the long ladder,

And down the short rope,

To hell with King Billy,

And God bless the Pope!

And if that doesn’t do,

We’ll tear ’em in two,

And send ’em to hell,

With their red, white and blue! :>)(The Brit Ensign, NOT our nation’s U.S. flag!)

“It’s true. Big stick, small….”

Balls,thought the queen. If I had two I’d be king.

Somebody check these 2 Chinese lions for Corona Virus!