Herman by Jim Unger for April 10, 2020

…first.

You mean you can not tell a lie WELL.

Would now be a good time to talk about upping my allowance

Father’s head isn’t on straight right now.

I’d say there will be more than a few “George Washingtons” missing from his allowance for a while.

And it’s not even a cherry tree.

Seems to be an OAK tree.

If a tree falls on his house and dad is inside, does the kid make a sound?

Why are the wall studs running horizontally?

Considering that George has been dead for over 200 years, I’d say he’s doing pretty well for himself.

There is Donnie, in a nutshell.

What did the unlucky lumberjack yell? “TIM!”

The kid’s got it wrong, these days it is common to blame everything on Donald Trump.

So why does the cherry tree look more like a doug fir? And since when would cherry trees get big enough to threaten a house like this?

But you were spotted at the scene of the crime, not George.