Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 26, 2020

Now is a good time to know how to cook.

The soup can is in the top cupboard .

“We’re fine. And thank you very much, Zip.”

Zipper’s brain is the size of a walnut, and about as much depth.

The raccoons had the munchies after sampling your bud. I hope they didn’t clean you out of all the stash you had curing. They have lots of cousins.

Only Zipper can make Zonker look good!

“So what do we want to do about dinner?”, usually means, “What are YOU doing about dinner?”

When Zonker is the ‘adult’ in the room …

It has been interesting being stuck inside, trying to not spend money. Many of us are in the same boat, doesn’t seem to make it easier. I’m glad for leaders like Cuomo using his steady voice, glad he spoke about a fellow Kansan recently, sending along a mask to his state, a kind gesture. By the way, I don’t think Cuomo has pierced nipples, just has natural brass door knobs which are always knockin’.

I think it feels way to 1984 around here.

So now the raccoons are going to be hanging around a lot more. Keep track of your shiny objects, raccoons are pretty good thieves.

I was kinda hoping hoping to see Boopsies response from last weeks strip…lol

Ole Zipper ain’t the most brilliant bud on the bush, but then, look who he has for a roll model.

Is he one of those influenzars that’s gone viral?

1. Take frozen pizza from freezer. 2. Bake according to package instructions. 3. Eat.

A TikTok influencer! Dreams of glory! I am reminded of your strip (way back) when a Walmart neighborhood-store-killer rep is talking to a (dying) hardware store owning couple (in Vermont?) about how they could transition over to selling … knick-knacks! Oh, a dream come true! Just a random recollection… Carry on, Garry!

This is why drugs are BAD, mmmkay?

My 2 favorite cooking shows; America’s Test Kitchen and Cooks Country. They do all the hard work and you just follow along. I have made some awesome meals thanks to them.

Z must be happy to know that there is someone dumber than him.

My grandmother was a country girl, she taught me to cook, one cookbook I use in necessary is the wife cook book, the other on is the New Settlement Cook Book, but we have several others like the Chinese stir fry and a Jewish one.

Now, which one is the buzz boy again?

A fast lunch for tuna lovers – 1 flat packet tuna; 1 lunch size cup of green peas (drained) (I found mine at Walmarts); 1 cup of microwave rice (larger size rice pouch such as Uncle Ben’s works too); Heat the rice, open and add tuna, may need to add green peas and tuna more than once as cup will over fill at first. I leave the green peas at room temp to help cool down the hot rice.