Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 14, 2020

Well, you’d better chicken out and run now.

Just don’t let Blake Edwards direct the film version.

[Actually, the great Edwards died in 2010, RIP.]

you can use the chicken to shoot eggs – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urbALBQgE9M

Let the mating rituals begin. Fight until the death or cede because of cowardice.

Poor Slim. He’s plucked.

Yes, Slim should have brought a male bovine to the fight instead of a chicken, then the outcome would have been another story.

Too good! Unfortunately it will be over the head of most.

You know, I bet that hen could probably put up just as much as fight as either of those rosters. Nothing nice about lady chickens. They’ll take your eye out, if you provoke them.

A couple of Hot Shots, eh.

Slim’s gonna wind up with egg on his face!

A cock n bull story where the bull is replaced with chickens. I’m not sure that version has legs. Or wings that work.

Uh, the cock is a chicken. So is the hen.

I cannot be the only one surprised this made it past the censors.