A doctor says to a man, “You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.” Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, “How is your love life since you have been running?” “I don’t know, I’m 140 miles away!”
When a patient would suggest joining a gym to get more exercise, one of the doctors in Hopkins Cardiology department would write the address of the local SPCA on a prescription pad, and hand it to his patients.
“Go out and adopt a dog. You can ignore a gym membership, but you have to take the dog out twice a day. You’ll save the dog’s life and the dog will save yours.”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
“OK, but my dog walking charge is as high as your visit fee and more frequent.”
PoochFan almost 5 years ago
“… because it’s obvious that I don’t walk … or exercise.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Physician – heal thyself.
dflak almost 5 years ago
Overweight patient, “My problem is that obesity runs in my family.”
Doctor, “I looks like your problem is nobody runs in your family.”
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Take my two dogs and call me when you’re ten miles away.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Ummm looks like the doc needs the exercise also….
tony_n_jen2003 almost 5 years ago
A doctor says to a man, “You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.” Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, “How is your love life since you have been running?” “I don’t know, I’m 140 miles away!”
Dani Rice almost 5 years ago
When a patient would suggest joining a gym to get more exercise, one of the doctors in Hopkins Cardiology department would write the address of the local SPCA on a prescription pad, and hand it to his patients.
“Go out and adopt a dog. You can ignore a gym membership, but you have to take the dog out twice a day. You’ll save the dog’s life and the dog will save yours.”
paranormal almost 5 years ago
That’s the pot calling the kettle black!!!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
At least someone in the Doc’s family will get exercise.