Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 15, 2020

Umm, the bunny goes to a certain cave… as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

I figure it must be on Easter Island.

Gotta replenish his energy and supply of good.

wasn’t the bunny’s lair at the playboy mansion…?

Last time I saw the Easter Bunny, it was in the oven.

The meat-eating version of ‘Bunnicula’?

Thank’s for the laugh!

Bring forth the HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH!

BROTHER MAYNARD:Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

SECOND BROTHER:And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.”And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—

MAYNARD:Skip a bit, Brother

SECOND BROTHER:And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

MAYNARD:Amen

“Gandalf made me promise to never let you go, Mr. Bugs. Now throw the carrot into the lake of fire.”

The truth is, after Easter the Bunny shacks up with the Groundhog and makes whoopee the rest of the year.

This is a job for … the Knights Who Say “Ni!”

After visiting everyone he’s going into quarantine like everyone else. Where he keeps those teeth sharp and pointy.

“Run away! Run away!”

The Royal King of Hares has hopped to it, and struck again! Guarding his magical nest, high up on a mountain, is his sole purpose in life!

Famous last words: “Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!” ;-)

“That’s nae ordinary rabbit!”

But I hear people are dyeing to try…

Reminds me of the rabbit from Monty Python’s Holy Grail!

It may call for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

If the monster bunny is not really there, is it an al-miraj?

Do NOT mess with the bunny!

Get the Holy Grenade

If one goes looking for The Bunny’s Lair, one must first requisition the proverbial Holy Hand Grenade!

Horrible. WTF

“Look at the bones!”

Even those brave knights searching for the Holy Grail ran afoul of this vicious beast…

Who would have guessed that the beast of Caerbannog was also the Easter Bunny!

Bring forth the Holy Hand grenade.

According to the film “Hop”, EB’s lair is under Easter Island. According to “Rise of the Guardians”, it’s in Australia. Either way, both are enjoyable movies.

The art reminds me of P. Craig Russell.