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BROTHER MAYNARD:Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one
SECOND BROTHER:And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.”And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—
MAYNARD:Skip a bit, Brother
SECOND BROTHER:And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
According to the film “Hop”, EB’s lair is under Easter Island. According to “Rise of the Guardians”, it’s in Australia. Either way, both are enjoyable movies.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 5 years ago
I have no idea what people are going to think of today’s gag, but:
1. I had fun doing it.
2. No more Easter gags ’til next year—-I promise!
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text. (As well as a bit of comic book history that ties into this joke.)
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/forbidden-lair/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Umm, the bunny goes to a certain cave… as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
meg_grif almost 5 years ago
I figure it must be on Easter Island.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 5 years ago
Gotta replenish his energy and supply of good.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
wasn’t the bunny’s lair at the playboy mansion…?
pcolli almost 5 years ago
Last time I saw the Easter Bunny, it was in the oven.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ almost 5 years ago
The meat-eating version of ‘Bunnicula’?
destry1970 almost 5 years ago
Thank’s for the laugh!
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
Bring forth the HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH!
BROTHER MAYNARD:Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one
SECOND BROTHER:And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.”And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—
MAYNARD:Skip a bit, Brother
SECOND BROTHER:And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
MAYNARD:Amen
michaeljwolff almost 5 years ago
“Gandalf made me promise to never let you go, Mr. Bugs. Now throw the carrot into the lake of fire.”
Ontman almost 5 years ago
The truth is, after Easter the Bunny shacks up with the Groundhog and makes whoopee the rest of the year.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
This is a job for … the Knights Who Say “Ni!”
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
After visiting everyone he’s going into quarantine like everyone else. Where he keeps those teeth sharp and pointy.
kartis almost 5 years ago
“Run away! Run away!”
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
The Royal King of Hares has hopped to it, and struck again! Guarding his magical nest, high up on a mountain, is his sole purpose in life!
jtt almost 5 years ago
Famous last words: “Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!” ;-)
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“That’s nae ordinary rabbit!”
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
But I hear people are dyeing to try…
cooterrichards almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of the rabbit from Monty Python’s Holy Grail!
cooterrichards almost 5 years ago
It may call for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
amaneaux almost 5 years ago
If the monster bunny is not really there, is it an al-miraj?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Do NOT mess with the bunny!
makdrick almost 5 years ago
Get the Holy Grenade
jonnytest almost 5 years ago
If one goes looking for The Bunny’s Lair, one must first requisition the proverbial Holy Hand Grenade!
Londo846 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Horrible. WTF
tracybsmith almost 5 years ago
“Look at the bones!”
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
Even those brave knights searching for the Holy Grail ran afoul of this vicious beast…
listmom almost 5 years ago
Who would have guessed that the beast of Caerbannog was also the Easter Bunny!
jamesbaird1572 almost 5 years ago
Bring forth the Holy Hand grenade.
sperry532 almost 5 years ago
According to the film “Hop”, EB’s lair is under Easter Island. According to “Rise of the Guardians”, it’s in Australia. Either way, both are enjoyable movies.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 5 years ago
The art reminds me of P. Craig Russell.