When I worked for a sales company, three of us recreated our area of the floor in to the No Stress Zone. We brought in a desktop waterfall with sound effects, played soft Hawaiian music, even had an inflatable palm tree. Every Friday we would have tropical smoothies brought in. Every time our manager would come in to dump on us, we just pointed to the sign. Eventually she stopped coming into our department. Of course the fact that our business-to-business sales went through the roof might have helped as well.
It would be best if Pig’s box was a Faraday cage. If it was, then all radio signals would be blocked and the news would potentially be MUCH slower to leak in. Substantial happiness would be the almost certain result.
There used to be a breakfast cereal that had a mock newspaper with a sunny disposition for the back side of the box. Its motto was: “No bad news is good news.”
Followers of our Fearless Leader, and all Card Carrying Political Party Members, it’s great to take off your rose-colored glasses once in a while. Falling off those cliffs hurt like heck before lemmings are there to cushion your fall. Yes, I loved Point-Counterpoint with Shana Alexander, and James J. Kilpatrick.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
You’ll have to come out some time.
Sherlock Watson over 4 years ago
There is no Donald Trump when you’re in the Happy Box.
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
Red’s Rover wants bacon and sausage, and all of the stores are out.
Red’s brother is looking for an alternate source and wants to see you.
DanielRyanMulligan over 4 years ago
I’m sorry but nothing beats the dandelion patch from bloom county
sirbadger over 4 years ago
Maybe this is why some people like to go fishing — It gets them away from the news for a while.
The Moose Group over 4 years ago
When I worked for a sales company, three of us recreated our area of the floor in to the No Stress Zone. We brought in a desktop waterfall with sound effects, played soft Hawaiian music, even had an inflatable palm tree. Every Friday we would have tropical smoothies brought in. Every time our manager would come in to dump on us, we just pointed to the sign. Eventually she stopped coming into our department. Of course the fact that our business-to-business sales went through the roof might have helped as well.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
we all could use a Happy Box
boydpercy Premium Member over 4 years ago
All you need is some rose colored glasses.
Notaspy over 4 years ago
Denying reality doesn’t make it go away
weatherford.joe over 4 years ago
I need one of those.
wiatr over 4 years ago
I think we all do some news management just to stay sane.
if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";} over 4 years ago
Hey Hey Hey! Six feet, Goat!
Alexander the Good Enough over 4 years ago
It would be best if Pig’s box was a Faraday cage. If it was, then all radio signals would be blocked and the news would potentially be MUCH slower to leak in. Substantial happiness would be the almost certain result.
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 4 years ago
Cruising in their cardboard boat down Denial.
blunebottle over 4 years ago
There used to be a breakfast cereal that had a mock newspaper with a sunny disposition for the back side of the box. Its motto was: “No bad news is good news.”
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
There’s no virus when you’re in a happy box.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Is the Happy Box related to the Toy Box ? … Croc Power !
Mkfalkowski Premium Member over 4 years ago
Biden has dementia and will be a Socialist puppet. The prospect of him becoming President is very scary.
wolfhoundblues1 over 4 years ago
Like exposing your internal organs to UV light and ingesting disinfectant.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Ahh, that must be why my cat has been in such good spirits lately.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
Where are the donuts? My happy box has donuts in it.
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
Like that island on Non Sequitur a couple weeks ago.
eddie6192 over 4 years ago
Maybe that dumb Pig is not so dumb after all.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Happy box…a huge refrigerator cardboard box in which to play in…Happy Box
witten.homer175 over 4 years ago
No CNN in happy box.
jessie d. over 4 years ago
The woes of the world come out of Pandora’a box and from Trump’s lips. Drown those troubles with a bleach cocktail.
jonesbeltone over 4 years ago
Are they on eBay?
Keno21 over 4 years ago
PC Nazis would never in a million years allow this.
Bruce1253 over 4 years ago
Pig is right, every so often you have to unplug and contemplate the fuzz in your belly button. Ha! made you look!! ;-)))
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
Is there room for one more?
ckeagy over 4 years ago
So, where can I get one of those Happy Boxes?
Ukko wilko over 4 years ago
Thou art a drip.
saltylife16 over 4 years ago
No Happy Box to get in if you don’t have a Happy Box within.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Followers of our Fearless Leader, and all Card Carrying Political Party Members, it’s great to take off your rose-colored glasses once in a while. Falling off those cliffs hurt like heck before lemmings are there to cushion your fall. Yes, I loved Point-Counterpoint with Shana Alexander, and James J. Kilpatrick.
car2ner over 4 years ago
I recommend the Some Good News channel on YouTube. If you see and childlike SGN logo, you’ve found the right spot.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
At least sometimes, no news is good news!
JamesErdman over 4 years ago
I don’t….This ass clown might invade us ( Canada ).
And for americans , who injected themselves with lysol, face palm x 9000
Cornelius Noodleman over 4 years ago
I’ve got my head in the sand!
Shades O’Grady over 4 years ago
If only they can Rat into the box.
aunt granny over 4 years ago
The good news is that good stuff isn’t news.
retjeff over 4 years ago
Much better yet, there is no Nancy Pelosi in the Happy Box
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
We all could use a Happy Box at times….