Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 29, 2020

Do they still have Nerf Basketball? That is what that basket reminds me of.

“…or just break a bunch of old ones.”

Dunks must be breathtaking.

That’s too low even for Bung, after his recent growth spurt!

Does the Fink not realize that anyone taller than him will now easily win against him? (…or, of course, if winning against the Fink means becoming the Spook’s roommate, that no one will even play against him?)

“And also the size of the ball has been changed so that it fits in his tiny little hands!”

They could all be required to use mallets.

Next Fink needs to work on his golf game.

So the King wants to dunk. Humph! Couldn’t he just get a donut like everyone else?

Just like our set up when my boys were in grade school – they had a lot of fun that way.

This observation probably belongs in Tank McNamara someday but in the real world they need to raise the basket since at least half of the players can slam it flat-footed.

The King’s a Fink.

The next step is to put a solid barrier 3’ above the rim to make it harder for tall people.

Kewl. Everybody dunks

if his nose gets any bigger they’ll have to cut down to two panels

Actually, some playgrounds now have basketball hoops with adjustable height. I know this because there is one such hoop in my neighborhood.

The fink and his rhetoric huh…

I wonder if the King will be able to stop all of their dunks?

Works for me.