Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 09, 2020

Albert had the same goals coming out of college that I did… and probably the same results.

What has the world come to where you not only need a degree but you need good grades to work in the men’s underwear department?

Men’s underwear? Is that wishful thinking?! :D

Go ahead and dream. It’s okay to have a day or two of fantasy before the reality of rent and car payment hits and you need to fill out the application at McDonald’s or Menard’s. You gotta start somewhere.

I thought every student at Walden got A’s.

Looks like Albert didn’t sue enough professors about his grades.

Just wait a few decades, and become a cabinet secretary in the trump administration. You have all the usual qualifications.

work with spielberg? and your contact to get with him is?for 7 steps a friend of mine from high school is the cousin of jeremy piven. jeremy piven was on ellen degenres show, when she was with anne hatch (sp) ann was in a movie with harrison ford who worked with spielberg. so clearly me and stevie are just like that!

The sarcasm is strong in this one.

Class of ’92. My classmates and I had all had job offers rescinded, thanks to the recession. We either took low-paying jobs, or headed to grad school.

Graduation Day always seems profoundly depressing to me.

Who IS Albert? Is he still around? What happened to him? I don’t see him listed as a character on the wikipedia page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Doonesbury_characters