Herman by Jim Unger for May 13, 2020

Mr. Phelps is used to this sort of thing, Doctor.

The doctor is trying to strengthen his sphincter.

Eat and run…

“Why?”

“Because I don’t have enough toilet paper to meet your needs.”

“I don’t either.”

“Yeah, but it’ll be your problem there.”

Works fast, doesn’t it?

Loose as a goose, eh?

You could write a 15 page essay about the dynamics in play that make this funny.

That is some kind of strong knockout pill.

♪ Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know ♪

That’s easy; I carry it with me!

A whole different application of Zoom

Then…..I’ll take it when I get there…..duh

Must be a laxative. :P

And.. pray to your God the bathroom is unoccupied and the seat is down.

Orally?

Because he’s going to fall asleep, puke, poop, or Hulk-out?

This must be the latest coronavirus “cure.” What do you have to lose?

It’s a good thing you’re taking Uber.

So, I have your permission to drive 120 mph? Do I need a prescription for this??