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Thereâs a story about an American soldier during World War II who desperately wanted to prove himself by shooting an enemy Japanese soldier. His friend, seeing this, told him, not to worry. âIâve got an idea just go up to the top of the trench and call out âDamn Hirohito!ââ The soldier thought that was a good idea, so he did just that.
But, after a few minutes, a Japanese soldier came out and shouted âDamn Roosevelt!â Dejected, the American soldier went back to his friend and told him what happened. The friend shrugged and said, âWell, I understand. We canât shoot a Republican.â
That wouldnât have worked on me âcause I donât know the song. But if heâd yelled âDental plan!â I would have felt compelled to yell back, âLisa needs braces!â
eromlig almost 5 years ago
So good! So good! So good!
Bilan almost 5 years ago
I wouldâve thought Shave and a Haircut would be a better lure for Brewster.
Kali almost 5 years ago
Thereâs a story about an American soldier during World War II who desperately wanted to prove himself by shooting an enemy Japanese soldier. His friend, seeing this, told him, not to worry. âIâve got an idea just go up to the top of the trench and call out âDamn Hirohito!ââ The soldier thought that was a good idea, so he did just that.
But, after a few minutes, a Japanese soldier came out and shouted âDamn Roosevelt!â Dejected, the American soldier went back to his friend and told him what happened. The friend shrugged and said, âWell, I understand. We canât shoot a Republican.â
:-)
Algolei I almost 5 years ago
That wouldnât have worked on me âcause I donât know the song. But if heâd yelled âDental plan!â I would have felt compelled to yell back, âLisa needs braces!â
I have now revealed my greatest weaknessâŠ.
Aussie Down Under almost 5 years ago
The strip today is impressive. Great detail & colour.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 5 years ago
If people actually could throw their voices heâd be okay.
therese_callahan2002 almost 5 years ago
I wonder what Brewsterâs response would have been if they lured him out by singing âTutti Frutti.â RIP, Little Richard.
jmcenanly almost 5 years ago
These guys seem smarter than your average stormtrooper. They are either going to officer training, or they are going to defect.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
A panel of Pam in the shower wouldâve worked, too.
RussellRogerBe1 almost 5 years ago
OK, I am old I was thinking the barber shop quartet, Sweet Adaline âŠ
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
Shave and a haircut, two bits. Worked in âWho Framed Roger Rabbit.â
Durak Premium Member almost 5 years ago
:) Panel 3 or 4 needs a âwait for itâ kind of hand signal :)
jomali3945 almost 5 years ago
Joke stolen from âWho Killed Roger Rabbitâ ( with a Sweet Caroline instead of A Shave and a Haircut)
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
âAll around the Mulberry Bush,
the monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey stopped to pull up his sockâŠ"
âŠ
âŠ
âPop! goes the weasel.â
[BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!]
ajr58(1) almost 5 years ago
Must be a Red Sox fan!
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
Around here the irresistible call would be âFree Beer, Free Beer!ââŠ
Kisa Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Please replace the word âEarthlingsâ with âGermansâ!
Dragoncat almost 5 years ago
Whatever happened to âShave and a haircutâŠâ?
Ray_C almost 5 years ago
Has everyone seen Neil Diamond singing âSweet Carolineâ, for the COVID shut-ins? Heâs made a clever change to the lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxnETrhOIAE
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
I wouldâve tried âRock ânâ Roll, Part 2.â It just doesnât work without âHEY!â
ajramsay almost 5 years ago
OMG this is great!
aerilim almost 5 years ago
Happens to me all the timeâŠ
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I love Neil! My daughter even had that song played at her wedding and everybody joined in on the chorus.
LrdSlvrhnd almost 5 years ago
Brewster Rockit is part of Red Sox Nation? Sweet (Caroline)
DukeDiamond almost 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA, itâs true!