Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 08, 2020

Brings to mind a line from the original book of Coraline.

“Cat’s don’t have names, because we know who we are.”

“Nice to meet you, ME!”

well, that was a rather quick introduction and conversation in order to get to know his acquaintanceship

Is he somehow related to Beaker?

Hey, Narcissist, who wants to clean the toilet with their tail?

Cutest moment ever

Maybe he’s just really into MEmes.

A unicorn politician?

Sounds like the prima diva warming up: “Me me me me me… sol sol sol sol sol… do do do do do… do me sol me do”

Or he’s doing musical scales.

Is he a Pokemon?

Seems to be a rather hairy ME.

He knows words. He has words. He has all the best words.

Mic check? ME…ME…ME…1…2…3…ME

Ask him whether he sees his ego as a separate entity that would negate his obsession with me ME and implicate one with his conscience ME.

Okay, so he’s really into himself in a way that is not interesting. That is somewhat different.

Oh MY…

Or maybe he’s just a pretty horsey with a narwhal horn glued to his forehead.

Or hoarse.

Hey Beaker, how are you doing?

Is he related to The Corporal? https://youtu.be/ExMmplQIyO0

Illustrating the virtues of Lord Splendid Humility!

He’s a Me Monster! Per Brian Regan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBJ6yptGqm4

Narcissus’ and Echo’s love child, speech-wise.

I am Groot?

Cue Serebro’s “Mi Mi Mi.”

He sounds like Beaker.

His Holy Trinity is Me, Myself, and I.

Lovely voice, but he left out ‘do’ and ‘ra’…

A true one note wonder. He needs to develop some variations on his theme.

This is what I worried Prince Aspirational Arrogance would be like, and I’m glad he wasn’t. :)

As Terrell Owens once said: “I love me some ME!”

Maybe he’s just warming up his voice.

his ’ME’s look hairy……

ME. ME.ME.ME. ME.

He sounds like Agent Smith from The Matrix: Reloaded. :P