Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 13, 2020

Sorry Frazz, but I don’t think it is going to be anytime soon. I expect Gretchen is going to extend this again to mid or end of June. And judging from the increase in traffic I am seeing late at night on my trips to work we have a fair amount of protest drivers running around and they may cause in increase in the overall case loads and maybe even a major spike in the number of cases. I find highly unlikely that these drivers are doing landscaping or construction work in the hours around Midnight.

Nice point. I’d like to start seeing the market indexes include the BMI.

There maybe a second baby boom. Like what happen a little after world war II.

Uh, is Caulfield even old enough to know about ‘happy hours’?

I’m guessing he’s right about the “Body Mass Index”!

Same here, Frazz. Same here.

Now put on your masks and move 6 ft apart, tsk.

This is first time I’ve seen Frazz make a risque comment (panel 2)

Caulfield has it right. Question is: what will form will society take when this crisis has run its course.

>And a voice said: _Man, where do you go at such great speed?

What is it that you do that requires such haste?

Each day you demonstrate the frantic desire to be . . .

Where?_

(to be continued)

What is Frazz cleaning? Schools are closed.

As I hobble toward a third back surgery, severely limiting my ability to get any significant exercise, I am likewise taking comfort in food to the point of being a cliché. I have, thus refused to weigh myself this whole thing’s been going. A couple days ago, She insisted, so I gritted my teeth and stepped on the scale for the first time since February. Down 2 pounds! I have no idea how or why..

I’ve lost 6 points over the last two months. I’m eating so much healthier without take out and restaurants. I hope I can keep this lifestyle going when they reopen.

If all these things are “up” in this universe, then it could only be because there’s a stay-at-home order in effect. Except there isn’t, because here they are. Bad writing.

My doc checked my body mass index and reported back that I was 9 inches undertall.