Cheyney, Rumsfeld, and Bush were captured by terrorists and taken out to be put before a firing squad. Cheyney, ever quick-witted, shouted “Earthquake!” and escaped in the confusion. Rumsfeld, seeing this, shouted “Tornado!” and also escaped. Bush, seeing how well this worked for them, shouted “Fire!”
Of course it’s a generic joke and you can substitute two smart people and one not-so-smart person of your choice.
mjbdiver over 13 years ago
He must be psychic.
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Or “Miss me”.
The Duke 1 over 13 years ago
Anybody want to try on this nifty blindfold? Anyone?
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
“The End.”
Superfrog over 13 years ago
“May I have a bullet proof vest, please?”
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
“The rest is silence.”
(Hamlet was very considerate. He used his dying words to give Horatio a lesson in musical notation.)
lin4869 over 13 years ago
snerk
captainedd over 13 years ago
“Beam me up, Scotty?”
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
Avenge my death.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
Recycled firing squad joke:
Cheyney, Rumsfeld, and Bush were captured by terrorists and taken out to be put before a firing squad. Cheyney, ever quick-witted, shouted “Earthquake!” and escaped in the confusion. Rumsfeld, seeing this, shouted “Tornado!” and also escaped. Bush, seeing how well this worked for them, shouted “Fire!”
Of course it’s a generic joke and you can substitute two smart people and one not-so-smart person of your choice.