Cheyney, Rumsfeld, and Bush were captured by terrorists and taken out to be put before a firing squad. Cheyney, ever quick-witted, shouted “Earthquake!” and escaped in the confusion. Rumsfeld, seeing this, shouted “Tornado!” and also escaped. Bush, seeing how well this worked for them, shouted “Fire!”
Of course it’s a generic joke and you can substitute two smart people and one not-so-smart person of your choice.
mjbdiver almost 14 years ago
He must be psychic.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
Or “Miss me”.
The Duke 1 almost 14 years ago
Anybody want to try on this nifty blindfold? Anyone?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
“The End.”
Superfrog almost 14 years ago
“May I have a bullet proof vest, please?”
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
“The rest is silence.”
(Hamlet was very considerate. He used his dying words to give Horatio a lesson in musical notation.)
lin4869 almost 14 years ago
snerk
captainedd almost 14 years ago
“Beam me up, Scotty?”
ilsapadu almost 14 years ago
Avenge my death.
pschearer Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Recycled firing squad joke:
Cheyney, Rumsfeld, and Bush were captured by terrorists and taken out to be put before a firing squad. Cheyney, ever quick-witted, shouted “Earthquake!” and escaped in the confusion. Rumsfeld, seeing this, shouted “Tornado!” and also escaped. Bush, seeing how well this worked for them, shouted “Fire!”
Of course it’s a generic joke and you can substitute two smart people and one not-so-smart person of your choice.