Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 20, 2020

Your Bitch Switch has an off setting?

I know some people who get turned on by b!tches, Aunty!

That would be about the same radius as the danger zone for a 39 megaton H-Bomb.

We have the emotions we choose to have. There are some moments when I choose to be pissed off. I’ll have my snit, get it over with and move on. I am not on blood pressure medication and I sleep well at night.

I’ve been hard wired “Surly Curmudgeon.”

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Go away, little girl! You’re not fooling me!

I’ll make you a deal Aunty, you stay out of my striking range, and you won’t have to worry about my fists doing the replying. Thankyouhaveaniceday.

This reminds me of the T-shirt a friend of mine used to have: “51% PUSSYCAT. 49% BITCH. DON’T PUSH IT.”

I was just breathing! ☺

I would have thought it had two settings; Bitch More & Bitch Less!

You are dealing with a High Performance Aunty: She can go from Zero to Bitch in 1.3 seconds.

… and that perimeter isn’t any measly six feet, either!

From the sing “Sixteen tons,” “When you see me coming, just step aside. A lot of men didn’t and a lot of men died.” A song for you Aunty.