B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 23, 2020

Wow. it’s actually funny today.

I’m surprised anything is still burning.

And THAT my children is a fair example of why 6 feet of distancing is not always enough.

You still gonna eat that?

Grog reminds me of Vavoom from the old Felix the Cat cartoons. (Another obscure reference – see today’s Non Sequitur).

Ach! No mask!

Grog looks like he’s one of those people who definitely needs to wear a face mask.

That’s snot good, even Fred wouldn’t eat that…

Poor Grog! Having the sniffles s no fun.

My sneezes are epic. I can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. I had to learn to aim them appropriately, usually into my armpit.

With a sneeze like that, according to Newton’s second law, Grog should have propelled himself into the next panel.

Sneeze into your elbow, Grog!

Better get checked by a doctor…you never know what Grog has!

That’s some snoz you’ve got there! Now I’m stuck with a half cooked weenie and a fire all blown out!

And this is the moment where commutable diseases were invented.

Reminds me of the best-ever Grog sneeze comic. Grog in a baseball uniform is wiping his lips with his glove while walking away from two guys who are sitting in the dugout. They appear to be splattered and surrounded by black ‘dust’. One of them says, If I knew it had that effect, I wouldn’t chew it. 3-20-1992

Enquiring minds want to know. How was that weenie made?

Barbecue Kablooey. Nice.

He thought it was luck that saved him, but it was snot.

When life hands you fire,have a sale ;)

How big would his mask be?

Toss that dog, yecch!

Actually I thought passing gas did that.

Uh oh! No masks!

When WERE sausages invented?