Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 26, 2020

Hobbes really likes tuna and…

Check the undercarridge and there’s a difference Calvin.

you’re quite the womanizer, aren’t you, Hobbes?

You know what should happen? Calvin and Hobbes meet The land before time dinosaurs!

So at what point does he discover he didn’t load the camera with any film?

Do they make scratch and sniff books for animals with a keen sense of smell?

You don’t need to know, Calvin.

But Hobbes knows.

Bring back some DNA and you can open a theme park

A little early for you to find out, Calvin, but you will someday….

Calvin. One day the difference will be painfully obvious and desirable.

“No idea how you even can tell the difference!”

Well one has a higher pitched voice…..

140 Million Years Ago is the Cretaceous not Jurassic!!

I’m surprised Hobbes doesn’t have the issue stashed away somewhere!

While your at it Calvin, keep an eye out for Fred and Barney.

Look at the size of those! The smell must be something.

♫ What’s her perfume?

“Tigress” by Faberge. ♫

You have to look. Don’t trust what they say. Ask permission, of course.

“There was a young lady of NigerWho smiled as she rode on a tiger;They returned from the rideWith the lady inside,And the smile on the face of the tiger.”

Tigers can tell the difference…the nose knows!

You don’t have to know the difference; Hobbs does.

So much for Calvin’s scientific curiosity!

Well Calvin, one is much more catty than the other.

Before Playboy, wasn’t that the point of National Geographic?

Silly Calvin. Everybody knows that female cartoon animals Have longer eye lashes!

They were traveling at the speed of light. What kind of brakes does it take to bring a box traveling at that speed (and, as a result, of infinite mass) to a stop? What would be the braking distance? How much distance should you leave between your box and the one in front of you?

Calvin, can you really consider yourself friends with a tiger if you can’t tell the difference between tiger genders?

What with man buns and skinny jeans, if it weren’t for the beards, humans might have trouble.

He’s a tiger – he knows…

Since it’s a pre-digital strip, I’m thinking he forgot to bring film (or batteries, or an RMA sticker for the box).

If you are old enough, you can remember what National Geographic showed pictures of that caught your interest as a boy.

Oh no! Hobbes stepped on a butterfly!

Hey Hobbes – hope you ate some of those snacks while you were traveling because where you are now – you and Calvin could be snacks for something much larger…..

It’s all about the teets.

“I don’t know how you even can tell the difference!”

Fast-forward to the 21st century:

With humans, sometimes you can’t.

Good afternoon everyone, remember the meme where Ali-A said ”is that diplodocus?!”

maybe Hobbes can tell him the story of the birds and the bees?

The cool thing? Calvin reads National Geographic at age six. You go Cal!

Muchas tiger smoochas!

Calvin already makes a lot of money, from the decals where he pees on sports team logos, car logos, and Colin Kapernick’s afro.

Good morning!

Hope none of the Diplodocus’ step on their time travel box.