Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 17, 2011

Good thing all animals were vegetarian.

Life is short, play naked.

At least be an animal.

But, but, but, Without that chick who got us thrown out, who made lunch?

Beer, Pizza, Rugby Duuuuude!!!!

And now I’ll contemplate B.D. (Before Danae)

As to Who served? and Who made lunch? Back then you served yourself or your buddies. An nobody had to make lunch, but the Pizza Vines, Buffalo Wing Trees, and Ale Bushes have never been able to survive outside The Garden.

How sweet it is!…….er, was.

was this the first Lions/Bares game

Next in the wide world of sports:

Booger flipping, flatulence and navel lint tossing….

My wife is set to retire…I am afraid, very afraid….

At least the Lions have a chance to win at this game.

Beer, pizza, and football. Paradise, indeed.

But why are they drinking beer from cans when there’s a keg at the goal line?

Look at all those empties too just setting around, it is not going to be paradise for long.

If it’s Paradise, the empties automatically refill, reseal, and chill themselves. :)

sandfan, make that plenty of beer, chili & football & I’m there. I don’t do no stinkin’ pizza. BLECH!!!

Oh wait, never mind. I’m watching some classic games today and I’ll have the beer, chile & football.

Beer, chili, beer, pizza, beer, football, beer…………ahhhh, paradise. (burp)

The ref cracks me up.

Wild World of Sports

Jumping over an open crocodile’s mouth – just one of the hazards of Naked Football!

Love the Zebra.

The guy in stripes is called a zebra.

@all who commented on serving except JohnnyDiego - you are missing HIS point

We invented beer first, almost from the starting blocks. Then came the downhill slide to football and pizza.

And as usual, the Lions lose!!!!!!

Love it, Wiley!

This is the 2nd time today I’m going to say…fun, if you like it rough.

Even back then, the Lions couldn’t beat ANYBODY (not even the Nekkid Dude)!

@ puddleglum1066: That keg is strictly for the ref – he needs a plausible excuse for all those bad calls.

LCD rules… Suffer the fools… Hope is lost… Decency the cost… For mindless tripe… Without the pipe… For smoke to see… As useless to be… That all will hope… For stupid without the dope…

I don’t think any “chick got [you] thrown out” – you ate the apple too – bad choice.

None of the guys have yet tryed MY PIZZA with whole wheat pasta and brocolli mixed in my sauce. I can’t live without pizza but want to be healthy and now have the best of everything- workout days = pizza, other days= usually turkey breast (home roasted) with yams and Cuban black beans. I also fix other things but those ARE my fav meals!

^LCD??? sure that’s not LSD? heh. have you ever wondered why, dazzle? beer guzzling, fart mongers do not eat healthy. that stuff could make you ill. this is better: greasy, salt and cholesterol jammed cheese-drooling pizza, liver-jelling brain pickling beer, whisky and cheap screwtop bottle wines, salt encrusted chips and fat-rammed dips, and not washing their hands (leaving the seat UP and not flushing are accepted standards of cleanliness).

I’m curious as to which animal the quarterback is that made such a spot-on throw.

Prehistoric Calvin and close-enough-Hobbes?