That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 28, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Russian ambassador shows up with the bill for the night’s dinner.

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    Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Taco Bell’s first delivery.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Guy in the back thinking, “I sooo want to stab this guy.”

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    Papared25  over 4 years ago

    Russian version of The Three Stooges: Wary, Woe, and Surly.

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    orinoco womble  over 4 years ago

    Sealed for freshness—and your protection!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Chamberlain: “Sire, here is that fresh batch of French Letters you ordered! The manufacturer says he used only the finest sheep intestines!”

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    Ming the Merciless delivering some drug-laden Mongo Munchies to Flash!

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    Do you have any without rat in it?

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    the russian ambassador was pleased and proud to offer the roman emperor a lovely packet of wet wipes…

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    WoodstockJack  over 4 years ago

    The royal turd-polisher was really starting to get on the nerves of the rest of the palace staff. Did he really have to wrap each loaf individually?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    When Boris that burrito bears/ no trace of mirth his visage scars/ he somehow makes that lowly chore/ a ceremony fit for Tsars!

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    The foundation of the Royal Gas Works.

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    Damn, possum roadkill again for dinner?

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    rmremail  over 4 years ago

    How correspondence arrived, back in the days before email.

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    lagoulou  over 4 years ago

    Beware of Russians bearing gifts!

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    prrdh  over 4 years ago

    Isn’t there supposed to be a mariachi guy accordioning in the burrito?

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    prrdh  over 4 years ago

    And then someone recites Roberto Arroyos’ poem, “To a Burrito”.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “You no wanna no sea bass?”

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Rasputin in disguise on his way with the Tsarina (ahem ) breakfast.

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    rugeirn  over 4 years ago

    This artist was one seriously intense guy, or at least he made himself look that way. Check out his self-portrait at https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vyacheslav_Schwarz (scroll down to the images just above the references section.)

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    aerotica69  over 4 years ago

    I hate these midnight deliveries from Danube Prime. The guys in the barracks laugh when I put my armor on over my pyjamas.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Your majesty, the royal cat left this on the doorstep.”

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    They always did everything with such pomp and style in Ivan the Ignominious’ court. Even the orders for your execution were delivered to you on a golden platter.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    Back in the day, Erik The Red fanboys were everywhere in the Royal Court.

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    kauri44  over 4 years ago

    I would really like to know the original title of this painting. ( I did search, but no luck so far.)

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Russian Ambassador at the Court of the Holy Roman Emperor

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Russian_ambassador_at_Emperor%27s_court_by_V.Schwarz_(1866,_GTG).jpg 

    has info and links that point to info about this oil on panel, roughly A5 paper size painting. File history has strip coloration image.

     

    https://www.tretyakovgallery.ru/en/collection/?author=shvarts 

    https://arthive.com/artists/438~Vyacheslav_Grigorievich_Schwartz 

    http://artpoisk.info/artist/shvarc_vyacheslav_grigor_evich_1838/bio/ 

    http://smallbay.ru/artrussia/shvarz.html 

    https://vsdn.ru/authorcolumn/375.htm 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/07/24?comments=visible 

    has the prior (my comment there included 4 of the artist info URLs).

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2458 (May 27, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Telegram!

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The guy on the right looks like Jack Black. :)

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    anomaly  over 4 years ago

    “Uh oh. I put the letter on the plate. I must have mailed the lasagna.”

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    zeondekilowatt  over 4 years ago

    Looks to me like a white rat with brown spots.

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dr. Smyth in order to prove to king Julius that the queen will soon be “in heat” by showing him the queen’s sanitary nappy.

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    gcarlson  over 4 years ago

    Steve M’s caption brought to mind the opening passage of “Monsignor in the City” in A Tale of Two Cities in which 6 lords ceremoniousy serve hot chocolate to Louis XVI.

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