B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 13, 2020

I’ve got a high pressure washer to rent. It’s the 3,600 PSI election year model.

Have they even invented “shoes” yet?

The mudslinging is going to be that bad, huh ?

If you only have shoe tops you are probably in a mess no matter what. It seems like some type of hightop boots are needed to keep the feet and ankles somewhat clean.

Shoes? More likely Waders.

Plenty of BS to wash down.

This actually calls for good-quality PPEs!

Not just shoes! Everyone’s going to end up covered head-to-toe in mud!

Don’t forget the haz mat suite.

“Only” requiring shoes you can hose off would be an improvement. Most years you need hip waders. This year you need a full body hazmat suit.

and that’s just the election coverage…and then when you add all the other crap that has been going on this year…

Is it that time of year again? Time to watch more movies from the cheepie bin at WalMart.

For the coming rally the city has called out its emergency squads and issue bullet proof vests, face shields, wheelbarrows, and shovels. News reports quote leaders as saying the public can deserve clean streets but that nothing can be done about the stench.

Don’t forget your high rise pants too.

LOL!!!

Anticipating the election has become a wading game.

Confucius says: “He who slings mud, loses ground.”

I was never a fan of negative campaigning. “You should elect me because my opponent is a crook. I’m a different kind of crook.”

It works, so that’s why politicians use it.

I have a cartoon of a monkey flinging feces, the caption reads, “Caution, political debate in progress.”

…and there are some who wallow in it…

so, business as usual

Try calf high Bean boots or knee high Bog boots.

You know, I sort of forget there is an election going on. Sad that.

what the candidates don’t get is that when they go for high saturation of the same commerical over and over again you start to pick out flaws. There was a woman running for state auditor in PA in the primary. she was playing the same add over and over and as you watched you relaized she had NO qualifications for the post and they edited out bits early on saying she was from over seas “came to america for freedom’ the commercials said at first. the thing was so over played you could almost repeat it back, so when it changed, you noticed it and thought ’why is she suddenly hiding that?”

I’m still waiting for the Democratic party to start a campaign. What’s the holdup? How about starting with a runningmate?

I just bought a “Binford 9000” pressure washer. Arr, Arr, Arr.

I’m just grateful Tulsa was picked instead of OKC for the upcoming rally – now moved back to 6-20-20. Local news covered the needed waiver on the news this a.m. Basically acknowledging acceptance of risk – no masks and no social distancing PLUS will not sue the campaign or venue if get Covid-19 for attending. Just for “laughs”, yesterday, we had our highest jump in cases since the start – 228. (I know that is a ridiculously small number for some of you, huge for us.)

Got my waders on.

Probably should try hip waders. I’ve already worn out 4 pairs of Wellies since March.

My Barn Boots are fine, thank you very much. We dairy farmers know not to approach the outlet.

I know of elementary school children who are more articulate with a vast vocabulary greater than trump. He speaks the simple language of his base and repeats those words over and over and over; for example: “I like the blacks”; “Mexico will pay for the wall.”