Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 22, 2020

Just like a miracle!

Didn’t even need a saw

Just don’t dump the parts in Lake Michigan. Apparently the water is too cold for anything to rot or rust out. That would leave too much evidence to be convicted by.

Only got the “Abra” out.

Ha!, looks like the accomplice knew the secret to this trick when he said make “them” disappear (having fun when disposing more than one enemy?)

That’s easy… just a little push, with the help of my assistant.

Throw him in and then do your levitation trick.

You need a tree chipper for that

Cement shrinks as it dries. By the time, it’s completely set around his waist and heart, he might not be wiggling his feet so enthusiastically.

“Roll out the barrel; we’ll have a barrel of….” Hmmmm. Not so much.

“Knuckles” Jones, the Magnificent! Tickets available now!

This one made me laugh out loud – good for Monday morning

Not awfully funny, Wiley.

Il Capo dei capi takes “belt matches shoes” very seriously.

Okay, I get that there are 2 victims and 2 tubs, and Mobster#2 put one of them with his head out and his feet curled up underneath himself, but it sure doesn’t look like there was room for the 2nd victim’s body to be squeezed in with just his legs hanging out. Bah. Comic strip physics sux!

Abra-cadaver.

Some people seem to think it is there job to mess up a magical moment. In this case it appears that A fool at his tummy is soon parted.

Hey, one trick at a time, ok?

Double your pleasure, double your fun! (Now I will have the chewing gum jingle running through my head all day.)

Well, we know it’s NOT Fredo.

This was the pet peeve of one of my first boss’. “It is not a cement floor, cement is an ingredient in concrete”. He also said “It does not dry, it cures” and, “We do not pour a concrete floor, we place it”. Brutally hard work, paid well though.

The hydraulic formulation of concrete expands as it cures which would be the problem inside the tub. The more common concrete does shrink some but I would suggest the heat generated as it cures could be more of a problem.

Making concrete is very energy intensive. It would be more environmentally sound if he only put the feet in concrete.

Mafia mobster, moonlighting as a magician, makes a major mistake in making mark dematerialize…

“What’s that behind your ear, a contract!?”

A.G. Barr,working his magic ;(

Ta da!

They were just trying to deal with the victim’s split personality.

Fish are of two minds about the Mafia: they appreciate the free food, but hate the inconvenient packaging!

Watch me pull a rabbit gun out of my hat.

Moses – Second Career

Mr Creator Sir,( A.K.A.-Wiley), I have been reading your Non Sequitur since….OMG! Forever. And not once have you ever failed to put a grin on my mug. Might have been a groan or two thrown in from time to time, but always a smile! Thank you for keeping me entertained for a LOT of years!

See today’s “Straight Dope” column for a discussion on concrete shoes. https://www.straightdope.com

Now the Italians and Sicilians will be mad at Wiley.

some of you can get into a snit. but honestly, that mobster’s mustache is funny.

Look on the bright side! Now, you can hide them in smaller chunks….

/s