Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 24, 2020

Skylight and vampire…not a great combination.

You’ll have to make a wide side-step around the sunbeam !!

Well, no need to think no more.

There’s only so much natural light he can stand.

“Think no more. Now you have one. And you are welcome.”

If only Leo wasn’t such a man, er… monster of action!

Thoughts become things.

Don’t mention that mud room you’ve been thinking about adding.

Great stance, Leo.

Thinking out loud was the problem.

Oy! Leopold jumped on that one! But without Gary, he has no job…

And now you can think about taking it out…

We’re from the ATF, Mr. ahh, Leopold Mutant, and we’d like to know where you got that bazooka/rocket launcher and the explosives to use it, and whether you have a license?

And Mr, ahh, Gary, Scary Gary, you are the employer of Mr. ahh, Leopold?

There have been a number of unexplained, ahh, incidents in this suburb lately. How long have you two, ahh, lived in this house, Mr. Gary? Mr. Leopold?

“What skylight? I just want to get rid of the wrens in the attic.”

Think faster next time, big guy.

Good thing he didn’t say “fireplace.”

True story, back in the 80s, my father in law wanted to put a hole in the roof to install a vent pipe for the new bathroom he was putting in. He got out his 45, aimed it up to the ceiling, and fired. Voila, one new vent pipe hole.

One hell of a skylight.