Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 09, 2020

How is Mike going to spread peanut butter on a bagel and stuff it into an orange juice bottle while he’s riding a bike?

Milford invites VM to be its homecoming patsy. Ensuing payday pulls VM out of the red. “Show Me More Money” Knappe now a sports agent.

In all reality , Mike is going to the Thorp’s to show Gil his acceptance letter to State U and thank Gil for his efforts to get him in or over to meet Phoebe and Alexa to show them he’s VM’s Valdìctorian .

Gil perfectly affixed the stamps on that email. Speedy service in Milford.

He forgot the title to the family car he just sold. He wants to be a bike messenger now.

To Hell. Wanna come?

it’s too obvious, but cue Queen

p-2: notice the Mayor has picked up a new skill, 21st Century Pick Pocket (Back Pack).

P1, You might want to wash the bird sh*t out of your hair, Shorty. The Mayor still has it!

P2, What happened to getting a job, Mr. Mayor?

P3, You forgot to take your breakfast with you!

P4- Mayor has his acceptance letter to attend State U. In the dietician program.

“I’m pedaling to Hawaii to see Tru the Oracle, the last star of Milford. He’ll tell me what to do with my Publisher’s Clearinghouse letter!”

P 1.5: “…uh, yeah..good…..who are you again?…”

P 4: “….you need to get back here and clean up Buster’s s***…”

“Where are you going, and why are you going there on your 6-year-old brother’s bicycle?”

So who paid for the ice cream? And what was this mysterious “e-mail” that Gil needed to send? And what was the final score?

My baby just wrote me a letter

Going to the recruitment enter to join the Army! I can’t take it here anymore!!

The Red Coats are coming, the Red Coats are coming.

or she wrote upon it Return to Sender

Mayor’s been moonlighting as a private eye. Photographic proof of Mimi and Pedro. It’ll take more than a few ice cream bars to clear this one up.

Wow, Gil sure has powerful influence. Taps a few keys, fires off an email, and prestigious universities change their minds about admitting a potential felon into their program.

It’s more obvious in the color version, but a pretty good shine on those floors at VM. I’ll have to call up their janitor and give him some kudos.

And speaking of kudos, feel free to throw some kudos my way after reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Just don’t throw any tomatoes please if you hate it.

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It would be hilarious if the Mayor heads to Milford to thank Gil for getting him into State or wherever, but gets apprehended and jailed for breaching the campus.