Last time I had a golf club in my hands was about 50 years ago in Altus, OK. It was 105 degrees, the water hazards had evaporated and the sand traps blew away. The course consisted of the rough, the fairway and the brown.
I have some buzzards that fly around the neighborhood. I usually see them if I am outside for more than 20 minutes. I don’t hate them, but I think I will invest in a Life Alert pretty soon. You know. That whole “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” scenario seems a lot more ominous now.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yep. Right now one of those circling buzzards are telling the others: “Patience my arse! I’m going down there and KILL something!” ;)
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
It wasn’t a sand trap when he started.
scottydog13 over 4 years ago
That’s a bunker, not a sand trap. A bunker is a depression, it may have sand in it, but that doesn’t make it a sand trap.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
I don’t know much about Golf, but can’t he just “take a stroke” (I think that’s what they call it, not sure) and place the ball outside the bunker?
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Shut yer trap, dig?
detroitpete over 4 years ago
He dug the bunker trying to get out of the sand trap.
dflak over 4 years ago
Last time I had a golf club in my hands was about 50 years ago in Altus, OK. It was 105 degrees, the water hazards had evaporated and the sand traps blew away. The course consisted of the rough, the fairway and the brown.
1953Baby over 4 years ago
Time to invent another sport. . .yoga, maybe?
Gent over 4 years ago
I never knew golf existed in B.C.
heathcliff2 over 4 years ago
I see one eye is on the hole marker. The other eye is on the buzzards/vultures marking the hole yet to be discovered some time in the future.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I have some buzzards that fly around the neighborhood. I usually see them if I am outside for more than 20 minutes. I don’t hate them, but I think I will invest in a Life Alert pretty soon. You know. That whole “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” scenario seems a lot more ominous now.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
The vultures are circling……it’s been 26 minutes…take a swing or take a stroke…
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
It was.. but a mere divot when he started.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
As much fun as drowning worms …
KEA over 4 years ago
been there, done that, gave up golf (at least temporarily)
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Said the universe to 2020…
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member over 4 years ago
B. C. is contemplating his next move: “Let me mull again for a while.”
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Don’t forget to replace your divot.
GeorgeNelson over 4 years ago
bullfeathers.
paranormal over 4 years ago
That started as a grass-less patch…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
“It was the top of a knoll when I started.”
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
Go tell him to stick it in his ear…..
danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago
His divots have evolved wings.
chain gang charlie over 4 years ago
If you are foolish enough to go around the landscape, trying to paste a little ball into a little hole here and there, and pay money to do it…
It is a TRAP! …
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zeexenon over 4 years ago
The vultures know when a dumb animal is trapped.
pamela welch Premium Member over 4 years ago
Vultures are circling; this is funny!
soundman55h over 4 years ago
Sssshhhh! Buzzards!