Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 15, 2020

…and PAUSE to remove rocks from shoes!

“But this won’t stop me! There’s no rock in Rockit!!!”

Reminds me of “The Most Dangerous Game”.

Is Brewster on the “yellow brick road”?

Reminds me of The Man Who Knew Too Little.

Good thought Brewster! Now, how to get your enemy to go barefoot…

Don’t judge Brewster until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes, with a rock in one.

Well, Brewster is an Air Force Academy graduate, so….

Quick Brewster! Scrape the potassium nitrate off of the rock formation behind you, go back and grab the sulfur and coal you found earlier, build a cannon and use diamonds for projectiles!

Oh wait…it’s been done…

Woods. Trees. Ewoks. They have experience with stormtroopers.

Why not fart in their general direction?

I feel for the guy. A stone in the shoe can be a beotch. I’d stop and remove it, quickly.

And whines in the face of discomfort… ☺

Man, the ultimate prey. I really miss hunting season.

And rocks in your head.

You don’t even want to see how he reacts to a splinter!

Seasoned warriors don’t shout out diatribes while they’re standing out in the open.

A rock!!

“Now I have a weapon.” (Not as good as “now I have a gun” but one works with what one has.)

Loudly shouting in a death match is the number one way to get shot first.

Rip Haywire, He’s not!

You can always yell time out, see if that works.

Gah I HATE when that happens

How in the world did he get a rock in there, his outfit is completely sealed! Yet another of Brewster’s many dubious talents.

Maybe it’s a bone spur. Consult your doctor if you wish to avoid military service. Bring your or your daddy’s checkbook.