Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 17, 2020

Don’t you mean bust dial..

HA! A boobie dial.

A true gentleman.

Whatever caused it, it was round for sure…

Wrong areola code…

Keeping Tom abreast of things.

Arlo nipped that conversation in the bud.

There is a gap between Arlo’s statement, and the truth…..

I suppose “boobie dial” would have been too literal and yet more distasteful.

And aside from how it happened, we still call it “dialing”. Remember when the TV news commentator would say, just before a commercial, “Don’t touch that dial.” It’s the word that won’t go away.

Why does everyone think it was Janis? Is it a more titillating idea that Janis was the cause of the nipple dial? Listen to me, of course it is! I keep my phone in my shirt pocket and when I first got it I would put in my pocket so that the screen faced my ‘body’. After a few unintended calls I started carrying it screen facing out. So in my case I know that my wife would be the cause. ;-)

Aren’t you glad you use Dial.

Arlo’s bosom buddy?

Naughty nipper nudge!

Must be his “breast friend”

A minor plus of flip phones, you cannot butt dial them.

Boob Dial, I say.

Not really Butt dialed, something equally nice.

I don’t get accidental dialing be it butt or boobie. My phone screen is inactive unless I swipe a very specific way.

What’s with the arrow?

And perhaps ironically, it changed his dial tone to “Ba-Zooom, Ba-Zooom”… ☎️ ☺

Well at least it sounds better than a “Boob Dial”

Y’all got it.

I hate when that happens! At very random times.

Don’t put things where you sit on.

That was more of a boob dial than a butt….

hug dial

If only there were a way to stop smart phones from doing this.