Isn’t MCC was an exclusive Private Club? Aren’t you supposed to be a Member or invited Guest??Finally, we get to MCC!!!!! Coach Thorp is around the pool checking out the MILF’s so that is where to look for him.
What is so uncertain about Milford? Peacocks Hrrack! Sports announcers drink excessively. Assistant coaches date internet ninjas. And some do the Shamrock Shake. If too good to be True is back, where is Jarrod “Give ‘em Hale?
In all reality , Hey True you can find Thorp in the locker room, he’s showing the Jr Boys how to snap towels and watching them shower up. He wants to make sure they’re clean and won’t be spreading any virus around the club .
So no wonder Tru(e) never got any playing time at Wake Forest. A standard door (which is what a diner would have) is 6’6" tall. Tru(e) is well over a foot shorter than that! Doug Flutie even calls him pipsqueak.
And speaking of calling, you can call up todays’ Mopped Up Thorp by simply going here: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
And don’t forget the two strips that were published later on Saturday, if you missed them.
Ravenswing over 4 years ago
Hah, score one point for R+W for that one!
Charks over 4 years ago
Per Wake Forest football website, all games are “TBD”. So is next thread, as True must improvise. New counselor(s) at Camp Pinewood?
Bucky over 4 years ago
Isn’t MCC was an exclusive Private Club? Aren’t you supposed to be a Member or invited Guest??Finally, we get to MCC!!!!! Coach Thorp is around the pool checking out the MILF’s so that is where to look for him.
TheBrownStarfish over 4 years ago
P1, And Phoebe will soon be after you, Tru(E).
P2, Hey, wanna drive over to Swifty-Mart?
P3, Tru(E) knows better than to look at Milford High.
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
What is so uncertain about Milford? Peacocks Hrrack! Sports announcers drink excessively. Assistant coaches date internet ninjas. And some do the Shamrock Shake. If too good to be True is back, where is Jarrod “Give ‘em Hale?
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
In all reality , Hey True you can find Thorp in the locker room, he’s showing the Jr Boys how to snap towels and watching them shower up. He wants to make sure they’re clean and won’t be spreading any virus around the club .
Charks over 4 years ago
True returning from Wake Forest Modified.
twainreader over 4 years ago
P-1: Sexist!
P-2: so, she recognizes him from his buns as he walks away. (by the way, what ever happened to our Canadian Rootmeister?)
P-3: In any world, the snarkers on this site would tell you the least likely place to find Coach Thorp is MCC.
Bluedarter over 4 years ago
“Wasn’t that guy on America’s Most Wanted for numerous felony driving crimes in Hawaii?”
Mopman over 4 years ago
P3 – Very true, Tru(e). He knows the best place to find Coach Thorp is nowhere near Milford High.
And we finally make it to MCC! cuttersjock would be squealing with joy…if he was still here.
Bluedarter over 4 years ago
Gil’s gonna send Tru(e) to the driving range to help some little girl, and we’re never going to see him again either.
hifirick1953 over 4 years ago
What is Mr. Reality doing walking around the Country Club gate??
Irish53 over 4 years ago
I’m surprised a big shot like Tru drives a Ford Focus and not and F-150 truck
James St. John Smythe over 4 years ago
I came back just in time to catch three panels of golf- nice!
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 4 years ago
It’s our famous surprise visit! No one ever contacts Gil beforehand to set up a meeting. What will Tru(e) want or need?!?
Mopman over 4 years ago
So no wonder Tru(e) never got any playing time at Wake Forest. A standard door (which is what a diner would have) is 6’6" tall. Tru(e) is well over a foot shorter than that! Doug Flutie even calls him pipsqueak.
And speaking of calling, you can call up todays’ Mopped Up Thorp by simply going here: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
And don’t forget the two strips that were published later on Saturday, if you missed them.