Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 24, 2020

Only Texans allowed to cross the Red River are college football players coming here to get their butts whupped by the Sooners!

The Texan died eating Rocky Mountain oysters, because the bull sat down.

Given his frozen smile, I wonder if this Walmart guy used to be an airline cabin attendant.

Now’s the time for the rednecks to get out their guns and chase this scum back to Wall Street.

So when is Texas finally going to secede anyway?? We’ve waited long enough!

I’m sure Denison and Wichita Falls have their own Walmarts. Their townsfolk wouldn’t need to cross the Red River to get to one.

When I lived in Colorado, and later in Arizona, the first thing the locals would ask is where you were from. So long as you didn’t say Texas or California, you were welcome.

People would always scream and gnash their teeth when Walmart decided to come into their community in the past. But once it was there, boy did they spend their money there or what.

The guy in the cap probably means Baja Oklahoma…

The man from Wal-Mart needs to attend a course on body language.

I’m trying to figure out where they could be that’s closer to Tulsa than to any comparably major city, but still convenient enough to Wichita Falls that people would come there, instead of to OKC or Dallas.

Wow. He belongs in a Carnivàle sideshow.

“I walked from Dallas all the way to Wichita Falls.”—Blind Lemon Jefferson

“The man from Wal-Mart” is the Joker’s true origin story.

I graduated from Denison High School. I lived in Cleveland OK east of Tulsa for 14 yr. but never went to Walmart. It’s quicker to run to Plano, Richardson or Dallas. He’s lying. I moved back and carried mail there in 84.