B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 20, 2020

Don’t comment on those big stogies and ten gallon hats, either.

I always thought of GROG as both Horizontally Challenged (he is rounder than he is tall)… and an Ancestor of Cousin It. ;)

He’s not short, you’re all freakishly tall!

His sign is in a tombstone isn’t that considered a death wish?

looks like you’re going to need a new assistant, Dr. Peter!

Too bad the word vertically challenged wasn’t invented yet.

Never say the word short to a guy!

That’s still better than mentioning his huge nose!

I think the guy in brown is from Non Sequitur. . .

Grog is sensitive? Who knew!? Maybe if his hips weren’t so close to his shoulders he would be a lady killer.

Even Grog has his sensitive points.

Grog does not overlook his own shortcomings. He’s not tall enough

The shortest thing about him is his temper.

Short stuff, short stuff short stuff….

At least Dr. Peter did not end up hanging upside down in the dungeon as he would have if his patient were the Fink.

No matter what we say, few of us actually like being criticized.

(I wouldn’t like it I had flaws.)

Good news: Grog is healthy as an ox!

Grog rocks!

And instead of overweight or fat…..it’s now..“attempting to achieve maximum density”.

You’ve got to really hand it to short people, after all they can’t reach it anyway.

Grog has banned Randy Newman’s 1977 album.

" ‘Short’,… meet ‘Flat’."

Not onw of her best…

“Well I – don’t want no short people ’round here”