Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 23, 2020

I thought the Spice People were friendly to the crew of the R.U. Sirius during their last visit!

The puppy people: “Next time, we’ll lick you for sure!”

Munchkins: Say Hello to my little friends.

It’s a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack, er uh Brewster

You taught me all I know and I’ll never look back

It’s a very strange world and I thank you, Master—er, uh Rockit

Master Jack by Four Jacks and a Jill almost had it right.

The Broom People: “The next time we meet we’ll be bristling with anger!”

The People from Venus: “Next time you’ll really get hit with something Venereal!”

The Guitar Men: We’ve come to pick on you!

The doughnut people " The next time we see you we want a Cliff hanging(er)"

The clock people “Vee haff Vays of making you Tok”

The Drum People got a rim shot and the cherry guy’s innards got spit out.

I am Plum wore out after all these attacks…

I like how nothing else moves but their heads track with the height of the defeated aliens.

Recycling Day?

The Donut People: “We won’t glaze over the fact that our plan may had a hole in it, but when we, Ahhh! No! Cliff! Get back! Please get back!”

I found the Banana People to be the most appealing.

I would have said so earlier, but it slipped my mind.

The Avocado, Peach and Prune People: “We also think losing is the PITS!”

The Sausage People: "Next time we’re Casing this joint, you’ll get the Wurst of us!

Best Comic and Comments of the day. Maybe week?

The Book Guy: You may have won now, but it will be a different story next time.

How about just….Good Grief!

Playing Cards: we may be royally flushed, but next time I declare war, we’ll have an ace up our sleeve

Derrière people: wow we got our butts handed to us

The Balloon People: “Next time we’ll pop a real surprise!”

This could be cherry’s day; Sundae!

The peanut people: “We’re a bit shell shocked now, but we’ll come back with a butter plan and smear you.”

The calendar people: “Wait ’til next year!”

The shoe people: “You haven’t seen the last of us. We’ll defeet you yet!”

The bedridden people: “We won’t take this lying down.”

The wheelchair people: “We won’t stand for this!”

Maybe some cellphone (or “Game Boy”) people could be introduced; they might complain about being pressed and/or stroked by humans; if a human woman was treated that way, she might think “sexual harassment”.

I guess if they called the Match People the Matchstick Men, Status Quo would have sued for copyright infringement.

I could say something about the Calculus People but it would be too derivative.

For what it’s worth, “metal” and “mettle” are really the same word.

The Algebra People: Next time, we’re bringing our Apples.

The Apple People: Next time, we’re bringing our i-Phasers.

The Slide Rule People know how to stick it to us.