That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 10, 2020

Why Kristina didn’t let anyone see her high school yearbook.

“So I’m wearing a cowpie on my head. I meant to to that.”

“ Well, you must tell me, baby how your

Head feels under somethin’ like that

Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat”

“Yes I’m Hot In This” (and she knows it)

“Wips? What’s wong wid my wips?”

I have on the red shawl of destiny, it is my given right.

“It’s my party, and I’ll purse my lips if I want to!” (apologies….)

“A doily, a bread basket and a table cloth were the best coverings you could come up with Emma?”

That’s right, I am, “The Girl with the Brass Screwtop.”

After hearing from Bachelors One and Two, Helga was having second thoughts on the feasibility of game show romances.

Shoulda put a ring on it.

“I’m not a towel—you’re a towel!”

Elsa was ready for a picnic anywhere…carried her bagel and serviette on her head…

8th runner-up in the Madeline Kahn look alike contest.

So, do you have a better use for a 4 day old bagel?

I’m sure she is somebody’s “sweet thang”

Erika’s winsome look might have won some, but it did nothing for Lars. He knew what a 14-carat b*tch she could be…

Crown bride: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Emma_Ekwall_Kronbruden_1881.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly A4 paper size painting.

https://www.marksmit.nl/kunstenaar/emma-ekwall/ 

http://cristinafaleroni.blogspot.com/2015/11/emma-ekwall.html 

both have sparse info about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate where necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by her used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2510 (August 9, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Honey? I think I’ve discovered why your diet isn’t working AND why I can never find a bagel for breakfast. SO, I bought you a PELOTON! You can thank me after you’ve dropped a few pounds – wink wink nudge nudge”

Rejected original concept art for Princess Leia’s hair

“I thought you said a cooled water bagel would help my headache.”

It started with putting treat on the dog’s nose, and saying “nooo, noooo,……okay!”

Now that’s phunny!

Emma knew she had to wear a crown in the picture she sent her royal fiancé….but her family had been impoverished for years and cardboard was the best they could do.

So I guess the ring toss is out of the question?

“After I ruined the lefse by putting yeast in it, I had to do something with it.”

“Sweetie, does this cow pie on my head make me look fat?”

She’s ever so sweet and refined/ but she seems to be losing her mind/ for poor little Clara/ has made her tiara/ from what falls from a bovine’s behind.

She’s ever so shy and demure/ she’s virginal, pristine and pure/ but the lovely Ludmilla/ has donned a mantilla/ that is woven from bovine manure.

Better late than never.

You dolts! I was supposed to bring the the muffuletta bread, you were supposed to bring the meat, Vito was bringing the cheese, and Angelo was bringing the olive salad.

While pretty mild now; Kristina’s games of “truth or dare” were much wilder after she went to college.

“A little Brie, anyone?”

And that is why Carrie Fisher got the part of Princess Leia. Obviously the casting folks were looking for danishes near the ears, not a bagel on top!