Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 29, 2020

(Giggle!) I want to know if the Stars and Moons Motif is still present. And if so…. (Blush!)

My eyes just broke looking at this!

Careful, Blanche — there could be a string bikini in your future…

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been a borat mankini

Yeah, right! Don’t believe him! He’s been practicing that spell all winter!

It could be worse though. The Wizard and Blanch cold be heading for a nude beach. It would probably cause the strip to de-focus like they sometimes do in the “news” shows, to hide someones face. (I miss the Huntley and Brinkley nightly news report, sigh.)

And some spells are further from perfection than others.

Can’t wait to see how this spell will work on her!

speedo? more like slowo…

His spell is nearly perfect. It rightfully made no changes to HER 19th century bathing suit at all.

Good gorram thing I’m near-sighted…

In Florida we have nude beaches and THAT’S scary.

Some spells are less prefect than others.

There is something that I wish that I could erase from my memory.

Gasp! I can’t unsee this spell…

My eyes, o good Lord my eyes !

Now that’s just U-G-L-Y

Just don’t use it on her!

AAAAggghhh!. Oh the humanity. How can I ever un-see THAT! DO NOT twirl-twirl-PING Blanch.

Time to send the old wand in for a tune up.

Whip up something for Blanche.

Ew.

no speel is perfeck

My eyes are melting...

MY EYES!!!!

Anyone want to see Mrs. Wiz in a speedo? I thought not.

Does he have a spell to restore my eyesight?

aaaarrrggghhh! my eyes!

That which cannot be unseen…..

That spell could use more material.

A-A-A-H, My eyes! MY EYES!

I’m not sure about “perfect”, but no spell would certainly be better than that spell.

Now cast a spell on me so I can unsee the Wizard in a speedo.

OMG that burnt an image in my retinas that will never go away!!!

where’s her bikini?

I expected a thong! A speedo will do!

Good thing he didn’t do one for Blanche.

That’s a swimmer’s narrow waist band athletic supporter. Speedo swim briefs have sides.