When I was stationed in Japan, I flew C-130s. They were the oldest C-130s in the fleet at the time. They were twisted and bent and had bullet holes in them from Vietnam.
Our squadron had a dining-out which is a formal dinner to which the spouses are invited. The guest speaker was some general whose name I have deliberately forgotten. As part of the general’s speech, he mentioned that our unit was an “expendable unit” and that if a war broke out in Korea (or if he existing war started up again), we would have a 75% casualty rate. This didn’t do a lot for morale.
After the dining out, we went to the main bar in the O’Club. By this time my wife has had my car keys for several hours. I am at a table with my lieutenants (I was their flight commander). They asked me what I would do if the war broke out. I told them that I would take MAC Regulation 55-130 and the dash-one (both very thick manuals), put them on the seat and sit on them to keep my balls from getting shot off.
Unbeknownst to me, our Ops officer was sitting directly behind me. Fortunately he was as drunk as I was. He turned, raised his glass and said, “Hear, hear!”
GROG Premium Member about 4 years ago
Not to mention your fat ass.
lordhoff about 4 years ago
Butt wound: ouch! Head wound: how’d I get here (hell/heaven).
Little Caesar about 4 years ago
Seems like nothin’ ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge….
Farside99 about 4 years ago
Billy Joe, quit wavin’ that arrow around. You’re givin’ away our position!
AFFICIONADO about 4 years ago
Please, Mr Custer , I don’t wanna go
mikeyman about 4 years ago
Turn the other cheek.
PoochFan about 4 years ago
He’ll be all right in the end.
WoodstockJack about 4 years ago
Straight to the heart
And you’re to blame …
kucpa Premium Member about 4 years ago
Bottoms up!
dflak about 4 years ago
When I was stationed in Japan, I flew C-130s. They were the oldest C-130s in the fleet at the time. They were twisted and bent and had bullet holes in them from Vietnam.
Our squadron had a dining-out which is a formal dinner to which the spouses are invited. The guest speaker was some general whose name I have deliberately forgotten. As part of the general’s speech, he mentioned that our unit was an “expendable unit” and that if a war broke out in Korea (or if he existing war started up again), we would have a 75% casualty rate. This didn’t do a lot for morale.
After the dining out, we went to the main bar in the O’Club. By this time my wife has had my car keys for several hours. I am at a table with my lieutenants (I was their flight commander). They asked me what I would do if the war broke out. I told them that I would take MAC Regulation 55-130 and the dash-one (both very thick manuals), put them on the seat and sit on them to keep my balls from getting shot off.
Unbeknownst to me, our Ops officer was sitting directly behind me. Fortunately he was as drunk as I was. He turned, raised his glass and said, “Hear, hear!”
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Too late…he came up in the rear….
ForrestOverin about 4 years ago
“Keep your butt down, too.”
rshive about 4 years ago
He did keep his head down. But the other end was too big to miss.
garcoa about 4 years ago
Dude, he got hit in his brains!
azhoosier41 about 4 years ago
OOO! I bet that smarts!
Mediatech about 4 years ago
He got the point.
Linguist about 4 years ago
Ya see what leading from behind gets ya?
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 4 years ago
Whoa, just in time, that’s where he keeps his head!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 4 years ago
Keeping your head down requires that CYA.
heathcliff2 about 4 years ago
He can sit on that.
kathleenhicks62 about 4 years ago
How about keep your butt down!
WilliamRichmond about 4 years ago
No butts about it!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
“My head isn’t the problem.”