I got the same message in a fortune cookie.
Whoa! An actually useful horoscope?
Tomorrow it changes to âNow is a good time to avoid familyâ.
Wait a moment! Why does mine say, âNow is a good time to avoid relativesâ! (Smirk!)
It might have been a good time to avoid Chinese food, too.
And a good time to be wearing masks and avoiding restaurants.
Itâs all horroroscope these days.
Whatâs boring is glaring into your cells while at a restaurant across from each otherâŠ.BOO HISS
âWow, horoscopes have gotten so boring.â
Yes, theyâre not that much different from comics like, say, Luann or The Family Circus or Peanuts.
My horoscope once read, âAvoid arguments with men carrying automatic weapons.â
Should be horrorscopes.
Mine says, same as yesterday; every day.
My horoscope this morning said: âHoroscopes are worthless. Find something better to readâ.
Twice, Iâve gotten fortune cookies with no fortune. I guess that was the fortune.
How can they be strangers.. if they share the common âstrangerâ? This could easily lead to a strange relationship.
âOh, sorry- I thought you asked âWhatâs my Boroscope⊠â.â
Why just strangers?
should say âavoid horoscopesâ
Now is also a good time to avoid familiar people as well.
Meet strange dudes at the coffee shop? Have a shot at it.
Letâs not be strangers.
Mine reads, âScrew up your courage today. Youâve already screwed up everything else.â
Not just strangers!
July 17, 2015
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
I got the same message in a fortune cookie.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Whoa! An actually useful horoscope?
Imagine over 4 years ago
Tomorrow it changes to âNow is a good time to avoid familyâ.
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
Wait a moment! Why does mine say, âNow is a good time to avoid relativesâ! (Smirk!)
eromlig over 4 years ago
It might have been a good time to avoid Chinese food, too.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
And a good time to be wearing masks and avoiding restaurants.
Gent over 4 years ago
Itâs all horroroscope these days.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Whatâs boring is glaring into your cells while at a restaurant across from each otherâŠ.BOO HISS
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
âWow, horoscopes have gotten so boring.â
Yes, theyâre not that much different from comics like, say, Luann or The Family Circus or Peanuts.
dflak over 4 years ago
My horoscope once read, âAvoid arguments with men carrying automatic weapons.â
silverking1953 over 4 years ago
Should be horrorscopes.
J Short over 4 years ago
Mine says, same as yesterday; every day.
Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago
My horoscope this morning said: âHoroscopes are worthless. Find something better to readâ.
mi_sbs over 4 years ago
Twice, Iâve gotten fortune cookies with no fortune. I guess that was the fortune.
Alberta Oil over 4 years ago
How can they be strangers.. if they share the common âstrangerâ? This could easily lead to a strange relationship.
mwksix over 4 years ago
âOh, sorry- I thought you asked âWhatâs my Boroscope⊠â.â
Buckeye67 over 4 years ago
Why just strangers?
KEA over 4 years ago
should say âavoid horoscopesâ
ekke over 4 years ago
Now is also a good time to avoid familiar people as well.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Meet strange dudes at the coffee shop? Have a shot at it.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Letâs not be strangers.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Mine reads, âScrew up your courage today. Youâve already screwed up everything else.â
knottytippet over 4 years ago
Not just strangers!