Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 18, 2020

Wicker Man time!

P1: If it moves, salute it. P2: Danger Will Thayer. “Look out” for matador blocking in Gerry’s game plan. P3: “Fire … I’ll take you to learn.”

In all reality P3 1/2, Oh look somebody vandalized that car’s mirror , good thing you’re with me for my alibi witness. By the way, I love your hair ,Not ! Get Bent Corina !

P1, Or make sure he gets hurt so my guy gets in.

P2, Two big fists butt heads. Huh-huh, huh-huh! He said Butthead.

P3, I know that’s one of the volleyball girls but it would be so much better if it was Corina’s mom and the dialogue balloons were reversed.

Oh good! Butch is back!

Gordon Achebe scrubs Will Thayer’s back. Gerry Cooney, err, Elbridge scrubs Mac Davis’ grandson’s back (Terry Rapson). An old football coach once said, don’t open the gates of Kiev.

Mr. Achebe, this is how “Things Fall Apart.”

CK has a flashback of her house burning and starts butter knifing people and ends up back at Modified.

Dear Mr. Elbridge, I was scouting for Alabama at your opening game. Please don’t wait for a Scholarship offer from us.

“Your mom is already there.”

Yeah…Corina is funny….funny-lookin’

Notice how we changed Rapson’s name from Charlie to Terry—too confusing with two Charlies.

A bonfire where they tie smartass newcomers to a stake.

P3: What is this bonfire?!? Not too clever…“Just a random bonfire that pops up for no reason.”

Bonfire time!! Hoorah! GT is back on track.

P2- Two new Dunderheads of the Fall. Ideally.

Wow, especially in the color version, it looks like someone sandpapered the features off the girls’ faces! And speaking of features, today’s feature in Mopped Up Thorp is more of the same lame humor as always.

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