Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 21, 2020

The Invisible Man Lives Again!

Always wondered if anyone would notice if the Invisible Man had Goose Bumps! ;)

I have a very big brain (and the best memory) but I’m not exactly sure what this strip is implying…..Help please

He might be sporting the ultimate in comfortable office wear!

This is America, call your broker.

You work for a corporation. What ethics could you possibly have left?

If the person is invisible, but accessories like glasses aren’t… Well, then the person is stark naked.

Patent office first. The guys who invented the emoticon (emoji) and karaoke machine didn’t.

With all the crazy, odd and strange things going on now days I am starting to think some one has broken reality.

By coincidence, a USA Today headline this morning reads, “Body Camera Policy in NY Seeks Transparency.”

I always hated wearing glasses.

There are a few problems with being invisible.

It’s hard to shave even if you ask a barber to do it.

It’s hard to conceal your motives. Everyone can see right through you.

Your invisibility usually wears off when you’re in the woman’s locker room.

Guess she’s saying they should either report results of the latest experiment to the world or run to buy stock in the company that develops the product.

I suspect the girls shower will never be the same.

What brain cells.

What brain cells

If they are seeing this, they are already in a “virtual reality”.

If your retinas are transparent, you’re blind.

Must be a small elevator.

Far Side (I think) “Surprise party for the invisible man”: Guests keep repeating, “Is he here yet? Is he here yet?….”

I’m a Russian bot. Surprise!

The glasses and clipboard aren’t invisible . . . therefore he is otherwise naked?!

Wait -the footprints look like shoes – so why are the glasses visible but the shoes aren’t?!

Broker. What can I sell to generate a lot of CASH now? Blood? Car(s)? House? Kids(as a lot or separately) ?

I bid one, er two NoTrump.

How are all those liberals behaving? Oh right, peaceful protests to the preliminary cost of 2 billion dollars.

Nobody said, “Nothing to see here”!

Reality is what you dream while you’re awake.

What would you expect when the elevator door opens to the laboratory?

“Now days” ??