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The bad part about cutting the cable. Instead of having AMC deliver the old Universal Monsters during filler hours. You have to go looking for them yourself.
It would be funnier if he said something like “May I take your Neck…” and upon the horrified gasps “I was going to say tie” (or something along those lines).
arjun.shriv over 4 years ago
Neck = Coat, 10/10 Logic.
codycab over 4 years ago
Does the count even have a coat rack?
in.amongst over 4 years ago
THAT Count is a sure pain in the neck.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
About as smooth as chunky peanut butter…
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
“Ah… Count… you got something dripping down the side of your mouth.”
“It’s jam.”
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Vampires are neckromancers…
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
Count Freud I presume?
SamuelMeasa over 4 years ago
The bad part about cutting the cable. Instead of having AMC deliver the old Universal Monsters during filler hours. You have to go looking for them yourself.
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
One faux pas, two faux pas, THREE! Three faux pas! Ha! Ha! Haa!….
Gent over 4 years ago
Velcöme to ze hotél Trānsylvanyā. Tonite vee göts a speshal myooosic eevéñt in our hall by ze band Cheeldrén Of Ze Nite. Oh what myooosic zey makes.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
I sure hope that this doesn’t lead to any bad blood!
CarmineBazile over 4 years ago
hmm, that’s a little sus, to be honest. XD!
Cedar the squirrel over 4 years ago
No brainer
gammaguy over 4 years ago
Sorry, Count, I don’t neck on the first date.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 4 years ago
Love these TV conversations.
cosman over 4 years ago
..Forgive me if i not join you, but I don’t drink, WINE..
AustinKniga-Bartlett over 4 years ago
Nice try. Maybe he can at least take the neck of the coat.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“You vant to zuck my blud? Does this have something to do with Facebook?” ☺
CaveCat87 over 4 years ago
The count’s only digging himself deeper, but wait, that’s for zombies, not vampires.
Dragoncat over 4 years ago
That went as smoothly as chunky peanut butter.
CoraSpringer over 4 years ago
The count is a vampire. Duh. Even a blind kit knows that.
WentBrown over 4 years ago
Terrible accent……….. Not realistic.
rick92040 over 4 years ago
Blah, Blah, Blah…
AndyMoser over 4 years ago
Happy Dyslexic and Dracula Day to the Count! #sarcasm :)
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 4 years ago
Dracula would be invited to more parties, if he wasn’t such a pain in the neck.
BlitzMcD over 4 years ago
About the only Count I could get behind and support was the band the Count Five of Peace Of Mind and Psychotic Reaction fame.
BenBerlin over 4 years ago
It would be funnier if he said something like “May I take your Neck…” and upon the horrified gasps “I was going to say tie” (or something along those lines).
KitKat2432 almost 4 years ago
Like tree bark