Garfield by Jim Davis for October 26, 2020

Neck = Coat, 10/10 Logic.

Does the count even have a coat rack?

THAT Count is a sure pain in the neck.

About as smooth as chunky peanut butter…

“Ah… Count… you got something dripping down the side of your mouth.”

“It’s jam.”

Vampires are neckromancers…

Count Freud I presume?

The bad part about cutting the cable. Instead of having AMC deliver the old Universal Monsters during filler hours. You have to go looking for them yourself.

One faux pas, two faux pas, THREE! Three faux pas! Ha! Ha! Haa!….

Velcöme to ze hotél Trānsylvanyā. Tonite vee göts a speshal myooosic eevéñt in our hall by ze band Cheeldrén Of Ze Nite. Oh what myooosic zey makes.

I sure hope that this doesn’t lead to any bad blood!

hmm, that’s a little sus, to be honest. XD!

No brainer

Sorry, Count, I don’t neck on the first date.

Love these TV conversations.

..Forgive me if i not join you, but I don’t drink, WINE..

Nice try. Maybe he can at least take the neck of the coat.

“You vant to zuck my blud? Does this have something to do with Facebook?” ☺

The count’s only digging himself deeper, but wait, that’s for zombies, not vampires.

That went as smoothly as chunky peanut butter.

The count is a vampire. Duh. Even a blind kit knows that.

Terrible accent……….. Not realistic.

Blah, Blah, Blah…

Happy Dyslexic and Dracula Day to the Count! #sarcasm :)

Dracula would be invited to more parties, if he wasn’t such a pain in the neck.

About the only Count I could get behind and support was the band the Count Five of Peace Of Mind and Psychotic Reaction fame.

It would be funnier if he said something like “May I take your Neck…” and upon the horrified gasps “I was going to say tie” (or something along those lines).

Like tree bark