Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 25, 2020

Well, I’m not too sure the eye of newt was fresh.

“Vaccine? I thought we were making beef stew!!!”

“Double, double, muse of Ovid / Vaccine boil and cure the COVID.”

“Hee, hee, hee! What will it turn them into? Hee, hee, hee!”

As long as it’s ready by election day, it doesn’t matter what’s actually in it. Hail the Orange Reaper. /s

I’d rather have Love Potion #9.

Witches Be Loco!

Flashback to Witch Hazel in the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

One is a candidate who keeps the pot boiling. Green colors everything he does.

“No, I’m working on a stupidity pill so this doesn’t happen again.”

Priceless

…need some Trump blood in there…

Still waiting for distribution of Doctor Trumps injectable disinfectant. We could give it to everyone attending a MAGA rally. Since they believe everything the Orange one says, we can call it a truth serum.

Be quick about it. Then donald, his spawn, and his cult should get it first so we can see how well it works!

Closer than Fathead’s posse …

A poor likeness of trumps wife if you ask me.

I was just workin’ on something to remove warts.

I’ll trust whatever they’re brewing over anything promoted by the current wack job in the White House and his administration.