Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 11, 2020

Especially practice seeing how long you can hold your breath…

Close shave.

That’s one exam you don’t want to fail !

it must be hard to prepare for the oral exam…

His or hers?

Tongues will be wagging.

Just remember to leave those ladies smiling when they leave in their walkers.

You must score a “69” or below.

Say WHAT? No Gasping allowed……breath…in, breath out, in…..out

Just remember what you learned in Glossolalia 101…

I fell into a burning ring of fire.I went down, down, down…

Home schooling has finally come down to this.

To be repeated as needed until the instructor is satisfied.

I must have pandemic brain.

as I scrolled down, I was trying to figure out why it looked like he was on a black & white monitor.

like she was giving him a lesson over Zoom or something.

I need to get out more!

To quote Alan Harper’s lady friend, “If you had a TV in your forehead and could breathe through your ears, you’d be perfect.”

Too many u-turns on the mattress is a leading cause of male baldness. But worth it.

When he graduates, he’ll be a cunning linguist… ☺

I want to take THAT exam!

I guess he won’t be wearing a mask then.

There is a school for gigolos? I guess if a woman is paying, she doesn’t want to provide on the job training as well.

A man of refinement, when engaging with a woman, is one who can breathe through his ears…

And it will demand some holding of breath.

The more I read these, the more I think being an asexual would be just dandy.

Time to show her that refined is not all it is cracked up to be