That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 08, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    Jacques was hoping his music skills would attract women.

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    rmremail  about 4 years ago

    Creepiest music class ever.

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    Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..”

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    rmremail  about 4 years ago

    America’s got talent, 1885 Edition

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    " ‘A Parisian in America’; It just doesn’t seem quite right."

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    Papared25  about 4 years ago

    “Horace, we all love ‘Bringing In the Sheaves,’ I mean, who doesn’t, but we were wondering if you could play another spiritual classic like, say, ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vidda.’”

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    Egrayjames  about 4 years ago

    Liberace’s not so flamboyant and, should I have to say it, “straight” brother.

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    ‘jacques, where are the women? i distinctly heard you say that there would be babes at the party…’

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    Helen Ferrieux  about 4 years ago

    “Play it again Samuel”

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    Kind&Kinder  about 4 years ago

    “Well, Monsieur, we’ve caught you red-handed with your hands on the ivories. What were you planning to do with them, hmm? Time for you to sing!”

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    Helen Ferrieux  about 4 years ago

    “Je t’aime; moi non plus”

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    HydrAtion  about 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the Armstrong and Miller piano sketch

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Joe had to stand and hold up part of the piano with his head. The conductor forgot his baton and he needed the stick.

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    johnbrown1859  about 4 years ago

    “Now a little tune tune called, ‘Me and Bobby McGee.’ It kinda goes like this here; ‘Lester Flatt in Baton Rouge…’”

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    MS72  about 4 years ago

    Play something … Fun!

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    Buzzworld  about 4 years ago

    “Please don’t shoot me, I’m only the piano player”

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Somebody asking Billy Joel, “Man, what are you doing here?”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    “Tutti frutti, O Rudolph, tutti frutti, O Rudolph…”

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    lagoulou  about 4 years ago

    One of the guys has a Napoleon complex..

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    Maurice is the talk of the town/ the “cats” love to watch him “get down”/and tonight he’ll be “hot”/ since (believe it or not !)/ He’s really cut loose – he wore brown !

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    jel354  about 4 years ago

    Jenkins made the other patrons contemplate getting a player piano.

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    P51Strega  about 4 years ago

    His music was brilliant; his composition, divine. The performance was stunning. But all anyone could talk about was his brown suite.

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    Reader  about 4 years ago

    Me and the boys feel it’s time to have a little chat with you. We’ll need to take a walk to the river if can’t do better than chopsticks.

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    Another Take  about 4 years ago

    DR FREUD: During the course of this aversion therapy, each ov you men will sit at the piano for 30 seconds. Ve vill increase the time each session until your fear of the piano disappears!"

    PATIENT: But my fear is peeing in public, Dr Freud. FREUD: What? Oh… Well. During hypnosis, I traced it to a piano phobia.

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    wincoach Premium Member about 4 years ago

    They all knew who the musician of the group was from his crazy outlandish brown clothes he wore.

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    Bookworm  about 4 years ago

    “Monsieurs, the bidding stands thus: 500 francs to hear La Marseillaise, 500 francs to hear “Piano Man,” 1,000 francs to see me close up the keyboard and go home. Are there any other bids?"

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    The cats were simply numb/ every one of them struck dumb/ it’s “adieu,Chopin “/ “Bienvenu, Piano Man”/ When he played “piano Homme”

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Where have all the young girls gone? Long time passin’

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    stamps  about 4 years ago

    Mendelssohn’s Octet for piano and 7 angry men.

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    “They Laughed When I Sat Down To Play!”

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Around the Piano

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fantin-Latour_Autour_du_piano.jpg 

    (best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/fantin-latour_henri.html 

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=360 

    http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/fantin/fantin_bio.htm 

    https://www.wikiart.org/en/henri-fantin-latour 

    http://www.all-art.org/symbolism/4-france08-01.htm 

    https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/f/fantin/biograph.html 

    https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/7321/henri-fantin_latour 

    https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/154 

    http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/3823/henri-fantin-latour-french-1836-1904/ 

    http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/famous-artists/fantin-latour.htm 

    http://www.avictorian.com/Fantin-Latour_Henri.html 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 5 works by him have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/05/16?comments=visible 

    has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs, the second of which may be unresponsive).

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2530 (September 7, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    KEA  about 4 years ago

    I’m missing something

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    anomaly  about 4 years ago

    “Until I heard you play, I did not know a piano could be a wind instrument.”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The gentleman on the far right and his twin brother (second from the left) are wondering when that half-sawed leg on the pianists chair will finally give way.

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    rstove428 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Please someone: what IS the song with the misunderstood lyric referenced?

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    He isn’t a Yu Ja Wang/nor even a French LangLang/ no one dares to say/ that he simply can’t play/because he brings the booze for the gang.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    What is this lyric, ‘cheese burger in paradise’?

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Quick gentlemen, the play opens tonight and our best song broke a leg!

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 4 years ago

    the gay bar pianist hoping to get a “trick” plays his heart out, BUT to no avail.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    But sir! That will just lead the rats here! We need them out of the country! May I recommend a musical instrument that you can walk with, so that they may follow you?

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    Dernier cri pour aujourd’hui: "Here’s a tune called ‘Le Roi S’Amuse’./ It’s a ditty I sometimes use/ when some piece of news/ really gives me the blues/ and I recherche those “temps perdus”..

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